Peter
Ned? Ned please talk to me!What did i do?
Why are you ignoring me?
????
Hello? How did you get this number
Peter
Oh! I'm so sorry!
I thought this was my friend!
Sorry for taking up your time Mam/sir
????
Its alright kid
Peter
(@_@)
I'm not a kid! I'm 15!
????
Wow you just gave away your age to a strangers
!Did your parents not teach you to not talk to strangers
!I could be a kidnapper
Peter
Give me two min. to pack my things
????
!!!Kid...IM NOT A KIDNAPPER
!I was speaking metaphorically
Peter
And I was "metaphorically" saying that ill be ready in two min.
????
.Wow kid
.Anyways i cant keep calling you kid
.If we're going to keep texting then i need to call you something
.Other than kid
Peter
*le gasp!*
Your going to keep talking to me?
????
?Sure, why not
Peter
Ok I'm going to ignore that question
But!
I'm great at naming things!
Hmmmm
What's your favorite superhero?
????
Iron man for sure
.Because hes rich, like me
Peter
Lucky! I cant even afford gum!
????
.Thats sad kid. That's sad
Peter
Welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what can you do
Anyways your nickname shall now be!
MR OLD DEEP POCKETS!!!
Mr. ODP for short
Mr. ODP
?There's no stopping you is there
Peter
Nope!
Mr. ODP
.Of course
Peter
So what's my name??
I neeeed to know!
Mr.ODP
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionMarvel AU!!! Everyone Peter Parker knows is dead. So he lives at an abusive orphanage. He becomes spider man when he was only 11, because he won a tour there. Before he his friends can find out what happened, they sever all ties with him. Spider...
