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PETER! CHIMICHANGAS!!!!

When i entered the school building, all eyes turned to me. "Peter!" lila yelled. i smiled and went over to her and Nate. 

"Did you see the new video about Spider-Man?" she asked with a glare. I shook my head and she pulled me over. there wasnt any sound except for the excited noises with the person who was filming it. it was Wade, Daredevil, and i on the fucking roof. my eyes widened as i looked on the screen.

"Thats cool!" I said excitedly. She rolled her eyes and i felt defeated. "Dont you know that Nick Fury is out for Deadpool?" She asked through clenched teeth. I whimpered and hid behind Nate. I shook my head to show her i mean No. "Of course you dont! its not like you live with them!" she whisper-yelled at me.

I quickly got my stuff from my locker and then ran to class...but i was stopped...by ned.

"Hey dude! I got this Lego Star Wars Death Star! Wanna build it at your place?" he asked. I froze. I was about to accept when i thought of reality. Hes only using me for the avengers. He knows im close with them.

"I-I cant believe you would stoop that low." I whispered and shoved past him. i buried my head in my hands in the back and was on the verge of tears. 

calm down calm down calm down. Think non-toxic thoughts. Wade, eating mexican food, avengers, dad and pops. 

After i had calmed myself down some-what, I looked out the window and got extremely bored during class. I glanced at the clock and found it was only third period. i looked back out the window and my heart dropped to my stomach.

A figure in a skin-tight red suit burst through the window and screams erupted.

"PARKER!! A CHIMICHANGA RESTURANT OPENED! WE HAVE TO GO!" he screamed at me.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" I screamed at him, hoping he would get the memo. "YOUR KIDNAPPER! NOW COME!" he yelled at me and he grabbed my leg. i yelped and i was dragged to the chimichanga resturant after many struggles. 

"Wade! I had fucking CLASS!" I yelled at him. "the school has probably called my dads already." i groaned. "OoOooOoOOO! petie pie has dads?" he asked me, taking a huge bite out of his chimichanga. 

I sighed and took a bite of my own chimichanga. I will admit, these are pretty damn good. I got texts on my phone and pulled it out. 

                                                          the dysfunctional family

ODP

PETER! ARE YOU OK?

SK
im fine. I was just dragged out of class by a guy in a skin tight red suit for chimichangas. 

Mama Spider

im sorry, what?

ODP

do i need to release Gedeon?

SK

all good dad. 

*sends pic of wade and him eating*

low-key

Peter Stark you better get your ass back to this tower right now.

i yelped when i saw the text and wade looked at me weird. "what the hell happened?" He asked. i shivered.

"Pissed boyfriend." I whispered. "Oof." He smirked. I threw a fallen part of my chimichanga at him. he caught it with his mouth and ate it.

"thanks." he smirked again. I groaned and slammed my head on the table.

SK

the idiot wont let me

he says we're doing more important things than school

ODP

yeah, im releasing Gedeon

Everyone

TONY NO!

SK

bye guys, ill update every hour

and with that i shut my phone off and i turned to wade. 

"So, you better be careful." I warned him. he scoffed slightly. "And why should i do that?" he asked in a teasing voice. i gave him a look.

"My best friend and i improved a furby into a killing machine with blades that spin faster than my mind during spanish class. my dad is threatning to release it at you." I deadpanned. he looked at me shocked. 

"oh well! i cant die! lets go!" he yelled, and just like that, i was riding on his back through new york. 

we sat atop a building and i smiled. "Thanks Wade...I needed this." I smiled. "Oh yeah? Whats in your mind?" he asked. i sighed. 

"Ive had the best weekend ever with my friends, but now its back firing. there was a field trip and people found out...more than they should have...bout me. My friend who blocked me a month ago, came up to me in the hall basiclly inviting himself over at my place...its fucking chaotic." i scoffed.

wade patted my back reassuringly. "I get ya dude. I havent had the best past." he sighed. i patted his shoulder and sighed.

"a lot of people have a fucked up past, and they just ignore it." I scoffed. "what do you mean by that?" Wade asked. I sighed. "Ive had the worst fucking past possible. i was loved. Then it crumbed at my finger tips. its the worst fucking feeling to have something, and then its ripped away from you for so long that you forget what it feels like." i whispered.

"dude...thats deep." wade whispered. I barked a laugh and i looked at my watch. "ive got about an hour or two." I told him. He nodded. 

we continued talking for those hours and then i had to go to Stark Towers. When i walked inside, i was bombarded by Tony and Stephen, both of them franticlly checking to make sure i was ok. 

"im fine! guys i swear im fine!" i laughed. i looked over and saw...the angry boyfriend. i yelped and ran into his arms. "Im sorry! forgive me!" i pleaded. he huffed. "Extra cuddles." he demanded. 

"of course, my touch starved boy." i whispered and hugged him tightly. he wacked me over the head and we hung out with the avengers for a while.

"итак, какое твое любимое шоу?" bucky asked to natasha in russain while glaring at sam.

TRANSLATION: whats your favorite show?

"я не знаю, ривердейл? почему ты так смотришь на Сэма?" natasha asked back, glaring at steve.

TRANSLATION: i dont know, Riverdale? why are you glaring at sam?

"о, это хорошее шоу. я пытаюсь заставить Сэма думать, что я говорю о нем дерьмо." bucky responded.

TRANSLATION: oh thats a good show. im trying to make sam think that im talking  shit about him

"что ж, это работает, ужасно хорошо, для всех нас." i scoffed, leaning back with loki.

TRANSLATION: well its working, terrifyingly well, for all of us

everyone looked at me in shock.

"Where the hell did you learn Russian?" stephen asked. i smirked, trying to hide the fright and terror that i felt. 

"thats my secret."