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Wakanda!

So after that night, Tony and Stephen confiscated Gedeon, and I'm not allowed to have him back until Wednesday. I say that's total bs, but I have to play by their rules. I'm not so worried about getting shipped back to foster care as I was, but you never know. Even the closest people can turn on you....

So Shuri had invited me to Wakanda to watch the hilarious T'challa and Sam, and I was going to go asked Tony and Stephen now.

"I need a favor." I smiled sheepishly. "No, you're not getting gedeon back." Stephen  said. I laughed and scratched the back of my neck. "N-no not that..." I said. 

"Oh, then what do ya need kid?" Tony asked. "Can I go to Wakanda with Shuri and T'challa?" I asked quickly. Tony sighed. "Pleaseeeee! I promise to behave...as well as Shuri." I quickly added. Tony laughed and Stephen chuckled. "I don't know Peter..." Tony said. "Pleaaasseee dad!" I asked. 

"Sure." He immediately said. I smiled brightly and hugged him and Stephen before running away to tell Shuri. "I'm allowed!" I said excitedly. "Oh damnit! You lucky assholes." Lila cursed. I laughed. Sorry Lila! Not sorry." I whispered. She hit me and I laughed.

"Alright! Lets go!" Shuri yelled and grabbed onto my arm. I laughed and grabbed Loki's. "Your a god you can come." I smiled. He flushed and walked with us. "Byeeee dads!" I said before the elevator shut. 

"Dude, you're going to break them." Shuri said. I cackled and nodded. We went up to the roof and there was a ship there waiting. my eyes grew in size and I stared at it in awe.

Shuri and I climbed in the back, while T'challa and Sam were in the front. "So, what's t'challa's reason for bringing Sam?" I asked her quietly. She smirked. "A "business trip" and he's planning on asking him out." Shuri smirked. I cackled and shuri got out her phone and we watched vines.

There was much more cackling on the way to Wakanda. Shuri's phone soon died and so we got on my phone. An hour later, we were at Wakanda. When we landed I saw shuri's other and I felt somewhat awkward. "Oh suck it up! She'll love you." Shuri smiled. I smiled back and she dragged me to her mom.

"Ah! You must be Peter! Shuri has told me so much about you!" She smiled. I smiled back. "R-really? Well it's nice to meet you!" I smiled. Shuri's mom smiled back and she hugged me. I was surprised and hugged her back. 

"I'm glad Shuri has a friend as good as you." She smiled. I smiled even wider and shuri grabbed my wrist and pulled me away. "Bye!" I yelled before running off. She led me to her lab and it was pretty fucking impressive. 

"Floor is lava!" She yelled, and I jumped onto...the wall...The fucking wall.

My eyes widened and I dropped to the floor, burying my head in my hands. "Fuck." I whispered. Shuri was just cackling. "I knew it! I knew it! When you pulled that little stunt with Lila and I on the sleepover, I looked through your stuff and found your suit!" She cackled. I groaned and banged my head against the wall.

"Oh come on stark! I won't tell anyone!" She yelled. I sighed and pulled out my phone. "What are you doing?" Shuri asked. "Telling Lila and Nate." I told her. She looked at me confused. "And not miles?" She asked. I smirked. "He's the one who helped me plan it." I told her. She smirked as well.

"How the hell have you been sneaking out?" She asked. I shrugged. "I hacked into FRIDAY. I have my own AI, and she immediately blocks Friday out when I put the suit on." I explained. She nodded.

"So, we still making random shit?" She asked. I scoffed. "Fuck yeah!" I yelled. We got busy and started planning.

"Storm troopers." I rose my hands in the air in triumph. "Oh fuck yeah!" Shuri yelled. We started making the armor, and since Shuri had the good shit for engineering, we had the legs and arms done in under two hours. For two suits.

"Ugh, I'm hungry." She complained. I laughed and picked up a scrap piece of vibranium. "Then eat this." I laughed. As soon as I said it, our eyes widened. 

"Shuri, I know what we're going to do today!" I yelled. She cackled and we gathered up all the scrap pieces that we had scattered on the floor. 

"Okay, here." She said. We spent a good twenty minutes using the scraps. after we were done, we painted it and it looked like a regular Pb&j.

"Now let's go give this to Okoye!" She cackled. I smirked and we ran upstairs. We saw T'challa and Sam, and so we peeked around the corner and I got my phone out since Shuri's died. Sam and t'challa were talking and slowly walking. They laughed and Sam smiled at T'challa. T'challa fucking fell out of the window. Shuri and I started cackling and this caused Sam to look at us. 

T'challa apparently transformed into the black panther and he used his claws to save himself from falling any further.

"SHURI! PETER!" T'challa screamed. We yelled in fear and started sprinting. We were track stars. I let Shuri lead the way and we hid in her lab, and she locked it up. 

"There's no possible way for him to come in here now." She panted. I sighed in relief and looked at the pb&j sadly. "This one won't go bad. We can wait for a while." I sighed. She laughed and we put the sandwich away somewhere. 

Finally, we were done with the suits. They moved on their own, so Shuri and I have bodyguards.

Forgetting abou T'challa, we opened the door and yelped when we saw T'challa waiting for us.

"Gah!" We yelled. "Mother said I wasn't allowed to touch either of you-so I'll eat your sandwich!" T'challa yelled, spotting the "real" pb&j. I whipped out my phone faster than light and started recording.

He picked the sandwich up and tried to take a bite. Then threw it on the ground.

Thanks again EvilFlowey for giving me ideas! I had a serious writer's block because I didn't know hat Peter and shuri should build, so if any of you have any suggestions for what our meme masters should build next, please tell me!