Uhh oops

*Shuri and Peter evil laughing*

Everyone looked at me in shock, except for my friends who knew flash's fate would be one that does not prove him worthy of life, and flash just smirked, turning around to the rest of the class.

"Ha! I get to be in the avenger's house!" Flash yelled. My friends and I burst out laughing. "First of all, we're basically already in their house, and we're going to their living quarters. Second, everyone in these classes are going to be in the living quarters! Everyone's rooms are on that floor. We're just eating dinner." I smirked.

Flash lit up with embarrassment and when steve started walking to the elevator, Flash pushed past me, and Loki caught me before I fell.

"Can I stab a child?" Loki asked to nobody in particular. I sighed. "Sadly, without the state taking you away from me, no."

"But we can murder him at dinner." Lila smirked, an evil look on her face. Shuri and i evil laughed and Loki dropped me in surprise.

"Fuck!" Loki whisper-yelled and picked me up. I groaned and kissed his cheek. "I'm fine darling." I reassured. He nodded and carefully put me down. "I think the class left us." Miles said. I sighed. And as if it was on cue, Tony called. I picked up and put him on speaker.

"Hey tony." I answered.

"Kid, why aren't you with your class?"

"My friends, my boyfriend and I were messing around. It's fine, I can just take the private elevator."

"Alright, just don't take long. Pepper, rhody, and Sam made pizza."

And just like that I hung up and all of us started bolting to the elevator. "FRIDAY! Floor 94!" I yelled. 

"It seems that Miles Morales does not have access to that floor." FRIDAY told us.

"He's with us! Tony said there's pizza! Take us up!" Shuri yelled. "Alright, demon spawn." FRIDAY said. Shuri's jaw dropped and I was laughing at her. "FRIDAY! Change my name!" Shuri yelled. "Sorry, demon spawn, but Boss has declined that."

"Friday...what's my name?" I asked cautiously.

 "Mini boss." 

I smiled softly and shuri punched me. "OWAH! what the ruck was that for?" I asked. "You've got a better name than I do." She said. I groaned and fell backwards, and Loki caught me.

Just then the elevator opened, revealing all of the classes and all of the avengers talking to one another. Yet, Tony wasn't there.

"Peter, where have you been? Oh! Lila and Nate are here!" Pepper said excitedly.nSome of the other classes that weren't with us earlier looked highly confused. 

"Hey pepper! So uh, my friends and I were goofing around in the hall and we got left behind." I laughed. She sighed and Loki let me go and I hugged pepper, and Lila and Nate did too. "Who's the other kid?" Clint asked. "This is Miles, he's the friend I talked about yesterday." I told him. Pepper smiled and hugged him too. 

"So, who's hungry?" She asked. All of our hands immediately rose into the air. She laughed and we went over to the counter where all the pizza's sat. Our eyes widened and Lila, Nate, Shuri and i swooned on one another, supporting each other just enough so we didn't fall on the ground.

"They look amazing!" We all said at the same time. The avengers laughed and I noticed that the other classes have left for the cafeteria already.

"So, who's the other kid you picked." Bucky asked. I smirked. "His name is-"

"I'm flash!" Flash interrupted, pushing past me to shake hands with Bucky. Bucky barked a laugh. "What's your real name kid?" Bucky asked.

"Yeah flash, nobody, not even satan, would do the sun of naming their kid flash." I said in a dead voice. Shuri and Lila were dying, trying not to laugh and Nate was behind miles, laughing into his back. Miles had one hell of a poker face and even he was having trouble.

"M-my name is Eugene." He whispered. Bucky smirked and shook his hand.

"EuGeNe FiTzHeRbErT!" Shuri, Lila, Nate and I yelled. Flash's face grew red from embarrassment once more, and I knew he was pissed. He just couldn't do anything about it since the fucking avengers were around him. Steve nudged me and shuri.

"Be nice." He scolded. I really wanted to shout out the shit Flash has done to me but I bit my tongue. "Yes thy mother!" Shuri and I yelled. 

"Alright! Go sit down maniacs!" Pepper laughed. We smiled and sat down at the table. I sat down at my regular spot and flash sat across from me. I saw natasha's and clint's face and they were glaring at him. Natasha whipped out her phone and private texted me.

Aunty Nat

Why the hell is the kid who bullies you at our table?

The Child

Well since it's illegal to murder in all fifty states, I decided to have a little...fun

Aunty Nat

Oh I'm in

Update:Clint is also in

The Child

Good. This is gonna be so fucking fun!

I showed my friends my phone and they laughed. "Whatcha laughing at Peter?" Tony asked in his mom voice. "Memes." I laughed. Shuri cackled as well and everyone sighed. "So, Eugene, how's school like with Peter?" Bucky smirked.

"It's a lot of fun! We hang out by the lockers a lot." Flash said, a evil look on his face. Oh that fucker-

"That sounds nice, got a girlfriend?" Pepper asked. Lila shivered in her seat and i patted her leg reassuringly.

"Nah, there's just too many girls." He smirked. Pepper looked shocked. So did everyone else. We continued to eat, but dinner wasn't the same. It wasn't the loud, laughing dinner.

I was swinging my feet, beacuse of how uncomfortable dinner was, and accidentally hit flash. "OW! PENIS PARKER-"

he froze as soon as he realized what he said. I crossed my arms, leaned back in my seat with a smirk. The avengers looked at him in shock or rage and I heard storming footsteps and my friends joined in on my smirked.

"Okay, what the absolute fuck did you just call my son?"