When we had woken up from our sleepover I got an idea. I carefully picked up miles since he's a heavy sleeper and put him extremely close to Alex. Like, almost kissing. Then I picked up Shuri because I did not want to risk waking Lila, and I put her next to Lila. Then I picked up my boy and placed him on the bed. I got changed and grabbed enough coffee for an army.
"What the hell-" Stephen started
"Got any Red Bull?" I asked. Tony looked at me like I was an idiot. "Kid, you live with me. In the left." He told me. I nodded and opened the left fridge, the one with the drinks, and found two cans of red Bull.
"Now, what the hell are you doing?" Stephen asked. I smirked. "I've got some ideas for shuri and I." And before tony could catch me I was in my room. I put the drinks down on my project table and jumped loudly, landing on my ass so I could look into the tent, waking everyone up. Miles and Alex's lips accidentally touched when they both jumped, and shuri and Lila did the same thing.
"Good, you're all up." I smirked. I yelped when I had four people ok'ing after me. They chased me around my room until I was tackled. I yelped and I was hit over the head repeatedly.
"I got you coffee!" I yelled. They all froze and found the coffee on the table and rushed towards it. After they'd had their fill we sat around my room.
"Shuri, we're skipping the tours again since we live here. We're working in Tony's lab." I told her. She shouted in triumph, since that was the biggest lab in the entire tower and we would have access to any of the supplies.
"Why do we have to go on the tours?" Nate whined. I laughed. "I didn't say you had to!" I smiled. They sighed in relief and shuri and I started making ideas in a language we call science.
"Perfect, let's go ask Tony." I said. She nodded and we started walking uneasily slow towards Tony. "Oh fuck." He whispered.
"We need money." I told him.
"...why?" He asked. Shuri and i side-eyed one another.
"We need to go shopping." She told him. "For what?!" Tony asked, now getting concerned.
"A furby." We said at the same time. He looked at us confused and nervous. "Why do you need a furby?" He asked. Shuri and I looked at one another for a moment and I swear we were telepaths.
"If we get one can we take it's skin off?" We asked. Tony froze and this got some of the other avengers attention. "We want to make him a god." We whispered, stars in our eyes. Tony caustically took a step back from us and we took two foreword. "Once he's free of his sinful flesh," I started. "We can begin the path to enlightenment." Shuri smirked. "He will take care of us. Make us coffee." We said at the same time.
"We also will soft-hack his circuits." We smirked. "Don't ever fucking say something as terrifying as that again. How much do you need?" Tony asked, just wanting us to get away. We looked at each other.
For the sake of this story (yes this furby will be used in the future) we are going to say they never stopped making them. Alright? Thanks.
"Furby's are around twenty dollars." Shuri said. "But we need special materials that nobody will question getting it for a lab." We said together. "Just take this!" He yelled handing us two hundered dollars in cash. Shuri and I bowed and ran back to my room.
"Get dressed losers we're going shopping." I told them. They saluted and we all got dressed. I wore ripped jeans, a thrasher t-shirt and a beanie. When everyone else had changed (girls got the bathroom, guys got the room) we all ran away from the avengers.
"See you later!" We all yelled. We got a few byes and Tony was in the corner, traumatized. "People would look at us down the street and think we're a gang." I thought aloud. They laughed and it just kinda stuck.
We drove to the nearest Walmart and we grabbed three carts. "We could buy ten furbies for all the money, or we could buy one and go on a shopping spree." I though aloud. We were getting weird looks for having three carts but we had plans. We walked to the toy isle and found the furbies. "I say we get one and get the other stuff." Shuri said. I nodded and Loki yawned next to me.
"Babe, did you seriously not have any coffee this morning?" I asked. His nose shriveled up and he shook his head. "It's disgusting." He told me. I sighed and picked him up, putting him in the cart. He was back in Ray form so he was lighter and smaller. He's adorable.
Nate and Lila were put into the carts and we put a furby in my cart then ran to the drinks since they were closer. Nate was scared for his life, Loki had a small smile on his face and was laughing and Lila was changing faster. We weird looks but we could care less. We loaded up on Red Bull, canned coffee, soda, and juice boxes.
"Okay, now that we have the drinks, let's go to the food!" Miles yelled. We agreed and on our way we stopped back at the toys.
"Cards against humanity?"
"Duh."
We added those to our cart and went to the food. We stocked up on chips of all flavors and then we headed for the kitchen utensils. "Why are we over here?" Nate asked cautiously. Shuri and I smirked.
"If we want to make our furby a protection device, we need it to have weapons." Shuri and I smirked. The other laughed and we got the knives. I put them in Loki's cart since he has the most fun with them.
"Okay....is that all?" I asked, looking at our carts. Shuri looked at it as well. "Well...." Shuri thought. There was something missing. We could feel it. "Fabreeze!" We yelled at the same time. We ran to the cleaning isle and got a few containers of fabreeze and then went back to the others.
We walked to the check-out and turns out we were short...like fifty bucks. "I've got this guys." I told them and pulled out my wallet. I easily found a fifty and gave it to the cashier. She gave us some weird fucking looks with the things we picked out. Not to mention that people were still in the carts.
We got our bags and put the carts back. "Okay, now we just have to haul this to the tower." I groaned. They laughed.
I'll say that's a shopping spree well done.
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