Uhh oops

Not my dad squidward

"I need a distraction." I whispered to miles as I saw the avengers flying out. He nodded. "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!" Miles yelled as he ran to the front of the bus. Everyone crowded around him and I activated my suit.

I jumped out the window and swung my way to dads. Pops did a magic thingy where he pushed back all the dust and we could see clearly. Dad looked at him aun semi shock and ops winked at him.

The weird squidward thing started his monologue about the children of thanos, and dad said. "I'm sorry, earth is closed today." In his sassy tone. "You better pack it up and get out of here....stonekeeper."

"I'm sorry, but I think you have something that I want." Stonekeeper said.

"And that is?"stephen asked. "The tesseract." He said. My eyes widened. The stone in Loki's staff. Loki was there and he evidently flinched. "We don't have it." Tony said. Squidward quirked an eyebrow and pointed a long finger towards Loki. My eye twitched.

"Hand it over." He said. "No." Loki said. Squidward laughed. "Why not? We all know this is a facade, you don't actually care about any of these people if they were to die." Squidward said. Loki scoffed and got into a fighting position.

"Fight me." Loki challenged. Tony's suit started assembling on him. "Fight him and I'll make sure you never walk straight again." Tony said, defending his future son-in-law. "Fight either of them and I'll make sure you never walk again." Stephen said. I swung around squidward and the Rocky man, "touch any of them and I'll make sure you never see daylight again." I said in a warning voice as I dropped in front of the two. 

"Who are-"

"PETER BENJAMIN STARK, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE AT SCHOOL!!!" Tony yelled. I groaned. "Sorry dad!" I yelled. Squidward smirked and I was taken hostage by the rock man. I just stood there looking bored. "Peter!" The avengers yelled. I held my hand up and cleared my throat.

"Karen." I said. 

"Activating instant kill." She said. My eyes turned red and the legs in the back popped out. The legs wrapped around his and now I had him. "Do you like the upgrades Shuri and I made?" I asked excitedly,

Squidward growled and trapped me in magic. "Tesseract." He growled. I felt the sharp stings of pain and winced, clenching my eyes shut.

"Fine! Just...don't hurt him." Loki whispered. He held his hand out and it formed. He tossed it to him and I was thrown. I ripped my mask off of my face, needing clean air. Loki caught me and wrapped his arms around me in a protective manner. "I'm fine darling." I whispered. 

He growled and helped me up. I took a look at my arm and saw blood. "Karen, healing measures." I said. "On it peter." She said and I felt the suit start to heal my injury. 

"Your trespassing in this city and this world." Pops said, stepping in front of me. "He means get lost squidward!" Dad yelled. I chuckled and got up. "Take yourself and Patrick outta here." I chimed in.

"Dear gods your my kid." Tony whispered. I smiled and used the legs on my back to stand up. 

"Hold on, I need to make a phone call." I said. Tony nodded and I whipped out my phone.

"So Shuri, space dudes invaded New York, send the squads out," I said. Squidward looked at me worriedly and I smiled a creepy smile. "Oh it." She said. Some windows in the tower broke and there were two furbies being carried by the flight squad, and the other just hopped onto buildings.

"Oh, these guys are going down." Clint said through the comms. "Of course, we have five of the six squads going." I said. The furbies started spinning in a circle around Squidward and Patrick. 

"BaD pEoPlE. wE KIlL tHe BaD pEoPlE." The furbies chanted. 

Gedeon slowly wheeled up and his knives came out. The avengers started attacking along with the furbies. Then, the wizard fucking flew on Pixar pieces. "He's a wizard like you pops." I whispered. 

"An evil one." Pops said. "Of course." I agreed.

But. Then. The fucking wizard. Tried to trap my pops. 

"Flying squad! Go!" I yelled.

 "Not my fucking pops you damned squidward bitch." I muttered

The furbies flying around Patrick's head zoomed off towards the wizard and I swung off as fast as possible. I had a billboard thrown at me, but I simply hopped on, and swung towards him more. Pops was trapped on a piece of concrete, but his cape flew him off.

"Thank the gods." I whispered. But, his cape was taken. I yelped and webbed pops and pulled him up. 

"I've got you pops!" I yelled. "Thanks Pete." He groaned. The laser came down and I was slowly being tracked up. I grabbed onto the lamppost and held onto Stephen for a while, but the lamppost came up because of the wizard. 

"D-dad! I'm being lifted up! I'm scared!" I yelled. "Peter, hang on!" Tony yelled, I could hear the lasers and i webbed onto the ship, and tried to grab pops before the door shut...but I couldn't.

"I have on oxygen producer in here dad." I reassured him. "Good. Now hold on." He said. I nodded and gripped onto the ship for dear life. 

I heard repulsers and looked down. Dad was there with Loki hanging onto his arm. 

They landed on the ship and I clung into Loki. "Thank gods your alright." I said, kissing him. He hugged me back and I hugged dad. 

"You need to go home." Tony said. I scoffed. 

"Somebody I love is on that ship! I'm not going anywhere, and I'm not going to be a sitting duck while you try to fight the bad guys!" I yelled. Tony sighed.

"Fine. But don't get hurt." He warned me.

 "That wouldn't stop me."

Somewhere in Olympia, 3rd POV

"Nice of you to join us Laufey!" Hermès said. Laufey bowed. "I apologize, but I need to speak to him." Laufey siad, pointing towards the golden doors. Hermès nodded, opening the door. Laufey walked in to see someone sitting on a throne, watching a boy in a spider suit.

"You need to go home." Tony stark said. A small boy scoffed.

"Somebody I love is on that ship! I'm not going anywhere, and I'm not going to be a sitting duck while you try to fight the bad guys!" The boy yelled. Tony sighed.

"Fine. But don't get hurt." He warned me.

"That wouldn't stop me."

The man on the throne smiled to himself. 

"I can see why you gifted that boy, Zeus."