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TONY!

Nate and Lila ended up having to go before dinner, but we had a lot of fun before they left. Shuri, Loki, Lila, Nate, and I were all in my room, messing around and laughing our asses off.

We found out a lot about each other actually. Nate is friends with a pair of twins, ones smart and his sister is badass.

Lila has a huge family, and her mom is a middle school teacher. They found out about shuri, Loki and I as well. We said our goodbyes before they had to go and Steve was cleaning the house when they did. 

Loki and I got a look in our eyes and we knew what to do. He was scolding people about what they had left in the living room and while he was Loki and I snuck away. "What about these?" I whispered, holding up a pair of underwear. He looked at it skeptically. 

"No! Those are clean! We need dirty! Check the hamper!" He told me. I nodded and opened the hamper. "Oh that's foul." I said, plugging my nose. Loki smirked. "Good."

I pinched it and carried it to the living room. And when nobody was looking I stuck it under the couch, just peeking out.

We tiptoed away and looked out behind the wall.

 "What are you two doing?" 

We jumped at the voice and flipped around to find Stephen. We flipped back a moment later when we heard Steve crying. Stephen sighed. "Looks like Steve really takes cleaning to heart." 

"Or he just doesn't like when other people touch his things." Loki and I said at the same time. Stephen looked at us and we smiled shyly. He rolled his eyes and walked away, but I didnt miss the smile that lingered on his face.

"Loki, Peter! Shuri! Dinner's ready!" Pepper called. We waited a moment before walking out from our spot. We smiled and sat down. "So, are we expecting those two back more often?" Pepper asked. I smiled.

"I hope so! We had a really fun time!" I smiled. Shuri was trying not to laugh beside me. 

"That's what she said." She got out as quickly as she could. My eyes widened and I tried not to die, but failed.  shuri and I, along with some of the another avengers, were laughing so hard our sides hurt until,

"Peter stark."

"Shuri Udaku."

Shuri and I froze. Stephen and tchalla were staring us down and we kept our heads down and looked at each other without moving our heads. I think Tony was now recording this and I was trying my best not to shout at him. 

"Finish your food." Stephen demanded. Shuri and I were eating like not tomorrow. Stephen could just freaking teleport us to another dimension! When we were done, we took our plates to the sink and sat back down quietly.

We don't anger moms.

"Go to your room." Tchalla told us. We were up from our seats and sprinting before anyone could blink.

"That...was too close." I panted. She grunted in agreement and we flopped down on the floor.

"So, sam's going to Wakanda this week eh?" I asked with a smirked, moving to my stomach. She smirked as well and got on her stomach besides me. "You need to record everything, this is a perfect blackmail opportunity!" I whisper-yelled. 

"All the camera's have been recording for a day already. It's ridiculous how frantic and nervous he's been." Shuri sighed, taking out her phone. I sighed as well until realization dawned on me.

"WE DONT HAVE EACH OTHER'S NUMBER!" I yelled. Her mouth hung open and we heard foorsteps outside the door.

"No!" Tony yelled. We just smirked and started typing furiously into one another's phone. Tony groaned in defeat and stomped away. Shuri and I smirked at one another and I was very excited. 

There was a knock on my door and we yelped. "We continue planning tomorrow!" I declared. She agreed and ran off. When she opened the door she let out a sigh of relief and went to her room. 

Loki came in and I smiled. "Hello darling~" I smiled. He blushed at the nickname and made grabby hands. "No, you don't want to cuddle me, I'm stinky." I cooed. He huffed and dragged me to the shower. The same thing as yesterday happened and I was forced to lay down with him in bed.

In the morning Loki had a smirk and I was scared. "Loki, darling, what?" I asked. He giggled and it made my heart swell. 

He shape-shifted into a snake and wrapped himself around my wrist. He wasn't that big, maybe fourteen inches? 

God that sounds wrong.

My eyes widened and I pet his head softly. His tongue stuck out and it was adorable. I did my routine hike, snake-Loki sat and watched.

I grabbed snake Loki and he slithered up my sleeve, and around my neck. I looked in the mirror and sighed. "In the book bag." I told him. He hissed in protest, but I took him off my neck and into my book bag. I made myself breakfast and efficiently got out of Stark towers without being caught by any of the avengers.

Or I uh...thought...

"Peter, it seems you have a snake in your book bag." FRIDAY told me in the elevator. I yelped. "Shhhh! Don't tell Tony! It's just Loki!" I told her. "Alright, have a good day at school Peter."

I sighed in relief, and ran to school, hoping Loki can do snake parkour.

I went to class, greeting my friends as usual and sat down in my seat in my first class. Loki was still safe and sound in my book bag. 

Everyone was really excited with the field trip tomorrow and they would be revealing where we were going today.

"Hello everyone! I have an exciting announcement!" The teacher boomed as he walked in. Everyone was at the edge of their seats including me.

"Our field trip will be at Stark Industries!"

TONNNNNYYYYYYYYY!

Wow, I'm really spoiling you all today. Three updates!