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Tony's worst nightmare

Things...didn't go well. I didn't feel the effects of anything right away...so Shuri gave me more. She hacked into Friday to get the footage.

It all seemed to hit me at once. I started climbing the walls and ceilings and it woke all of the avengers up.

"Peter! Shuri! This better not be another gedeon!" Steve yelled. 

"卄卂卄卂卄卂卄卄卂卄卂!!" I yelled and zoomed across the ceiling.

"HOLD SHIT-SHURI WHAT DID YOU DO?" Tony screamed. Shuri was laughing her ass off. "I GAVE HIM TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!" she cackled.

"| 卂爪 千|尺乇. | 卂爪 乇爪乃尺丂. | 卂爪 千|尺乇丂. | 卂爪 ᗪ乇卂ㄒ卄!!!!" I screamed. "YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE THATS WHAT YOU ARE!" Tony yelled, earning him a smack over the head from other dad.

I froze and the avengers looked at me in shock. "If he's on that much caffeine and he's still, you should run tony." Shuri smirked. Tony didn't head her warning. Instead, he watched me do a backbend on the ceiling and then run at him, still in a backbend. Everyone screamed and I chased after Tony. 

"He's consumed enough caffeine to kill at least three horses! Be careful Tony!" Shuri yelled

"山卄乇尺乇   卂尺乇 ㄒ卄乇   匚卄|ㄥᗪ尺乇几 千ㄖ尺   爪乇 ㄒㄖ 千乇卂丂ㄒ ㄩ卩ㄖ几?" I yelled as I backed tony into a corner.

"whattherfuckwahtthefuckwhatthefuckwhaTTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK!!!" Tony screeched and then I was tackled to the floor by aunty nat. I was restrained and twitching and I was just kept like that for a good hour, I was better, just not all the way.

"Alright, let's go sit on the couch." Tony said cautiously. I nodded quickly and I was led to sit on the couch. Tony was talking to me and showing me pictures. 

Now, I'm not in a sane mind yet, so....

"Stephen, I don't think the kid is alright yet." He called to dad number two. "Oh yeah? Why?" Pops asked coming over. Tony held him phone up to me showing a cockroach.

"ᗴᗯ." I said. Tony swiped over to show a picture of a spider. 

"ᗰᗴ." I said confidently. He slipped over again and this showed a picture of a ladybug. I gasped softly and bowed in the direction of the ladybug. 

"ᗴᐯᗴᑎIᑎᘜ ᗰᗩ́ᗰ."

Tony looked at Stephen with a look that said "I told you so"

"𝔻𝕒𝔻. 𝕚 𝕎𝕒ℕ𝕥 𝕋𝕠 𝔹𝕖 𝔸 𝕔𝔸𝕥𝔼𝕣ℙ𝕚𝕃𝕝𝕀𝔸𝕣." I said. Tony raised an eyebrow. "Why?" He asked. "𝕀𝕥 𝕎𝕠𝕌𝕝𝔻 𝕓𝔼 𝕒 𝔹𝕖𝔸𝕦𝕋𝕚𝔽𝕦𝕃 𝕝𝕀𝕗𝔼. 𝕐𝕠𝕌 𝕖𝔸𝕥, 𝕊𝕝𝔼𝕖ℙ, 𝕎𝕒𝕂𝕖 𝕌𝕡 𝔹𝕖𝔸𝕦𝕋𝕚𝔽𝕦𝕃." I smiled.

"You do know they live for like, one week right?" Stephen asked. I smiled "𝕋𝕙𝔸𝕥𝕊 𝕒ℕ𝕠𝕋𝕙𝔼𝕣  ℍ𝕚𝔾𝕙𝕃𝕚𝔾𝕙𝕋-"

"PETER NO!" everyone yelled. I laughed like a maniac. "Peter, let's have a talk." Stephen said. I looked at him and I got uncomfortable in my sitting position and I sat upside down on the couch. "What are you doing?" Tony asked. "𝙸𝚖 𝚃𝚎𝚂𝚝𝙸𝚗𝙶 𝚜𝙾𝚖𝙴𝚝𝙷𝚒𝙽𝚐." I said. "And that is?" Tony asked. "𝙸𝚖 𝚃𝚎𝚂𝚝𝙸𝚗𝙶 𝚒𝙵 𝚖𝙰𝚔𝙸𝚗𝙶 𝚝𝙷𝚎 𝙱𝚕𝙾𝚘𝙳 𝚛𝚄𝚜𝙷 𝚝𝙾 𝚖𝚈 𝚑𝙴𝚊𝙳 𝚑𝙴𝚕𝙿𝚜 𝙻𝚘𝚆𝚎𝚁 𝚗𝚈 𝚎𝙽𝚎𝚁𝚐𝚈." 

"Annnddd up you go." Stephen said, picking me back up. I huffed and crossed my arms. "Okay what do we say when we have impulses to jump off of a bridge?" Dad asked. I thought hard for a moment and Shuri was recording again.

"🆈🅴🅴🆃-"

"PETER NO!" Everyone yelled.

"PETER YES!" Shuri yelled. 

Then Shuri and I ran to my room. "Peter-I have our next target run." Shuri said. I laughed and listened carefully. 

"Two words. Red. Drone." She said. I yelled in excitement and we started planning our master plans. We had the blueprints but we needed another squad. "Clint?" I asked. "Clint." She said. We hopped into the vents and crawled to clint's room where he was sleeping in his hammock. 

We jumped down, making him fall out of his hammock. "How many furbies do you have in stock?" Shuri and I asked at the same time. He held up a finger before going into his closer and tossing out fifteen things at once. Eventually he found them. "How many do you need?" He asked.

"Three." Shuri answered. I nodded and Clint handed us the boxes. 

"I have plenty more." He said. We saluted him and dove back into the vents. We spent an hour making the furbies and now we had a flight squad. 

"Okay, now to hide them."  I smirked. Shuri smirked back.

We snuck around the house since it was like four am. We hid one in the kitchen, by the pans and whenever somebody would open the cabinets, the furby would say "what's cooking?" And started chasing after any near entities with a nerf gun.

We snuck down to the training room and hid one in the target of the training room. So whenever Natasha or Clint would hit the bullseye with their guns/arrows (which will be easy for them) the furby will break through the target and start flying at them.

"This is glorious." Shuri and I whispered. We continued hiding our furbies everywhere in the tower. Shuri and I made them quote vines every five seconds just to confuse the fuck out of the avengers until they knew the vines by heart.

"Okay, now we have Tony's lab left." Shuri whispered. I cheered quietly and we snuck up to the lab. We saw Tony sleeping on the couch. Well this shit made things ten times harder.

I still love you dad.

I hopped onto the wall and took the furby. 

This one's name was Toni.

I took Toni to the walls and we snuck around. Eventually, I found a good spot to hide it in the wall, and we decided to mess with dumb-E.

"Make it so he like...swings around every time tony is mean to him and make him say "don't be a bitch!" Over and over again." I told Shuri as she typed furiously. We laughed and started the codes on Toni.

"Make her like....be an asshole and think she's better than the other furbies. Like one of those cheerleaders on a Disney show!" I whispered to her. Shuri cackled silently and nodded. 

We continued the codes and made it so that every five minutes the furby will laugh for a few seconds. we also made it so that Friday couldn't snitch us out.

And when Tony found Toni.....Toni will chase him with knives

Shuri and I had an amazing time

Ok I literally wrote 500 words in fifteen minutes...usually it takes me half an hour