Uhh oops

...this is a lot of red-

Sadly, I had to go back to boring New York, but Shuri came back with me. The best bestie ever.

"I'm home!" I yelled, the storm trooper I made walking besides me. "Whoa! Kid-what the fuck is that?" Tony asked. Shuri and I gasped. "You uncultured swine!" We yelled at the same time.

"No-I know what a storm trooper is-but why the hell is one in our house?!?!" He yelled. Shuri and I sighed. "Because our genius minds came up with it!" We shouted. Tony sighed and handed me today's collection of bottle caps. "We should be good for about a week." I told Shuri. She cackled and we headed to my room. 

"We're back bitches!" I yelled. I dropped the bottle caps off in the to-do-later stuff and flopped on Loki, who was laying on my bed.

"Okay, so you're going to strut in here and ignore the texts you sent us today?" Nate asked. I smirked. "And what if I do?" I asked. Lila growled and I yelped. "Fine fine alright! I've been...that person since I was eleven." I told her. Her jaw dropped. "Miles helped me plan it." I raised my hands in defense. 

"I still don't believe it." Lila scoffed. I groaned and got up from Loki. I got on my knees and reached under my bed and found the box I store my suit. I unlocked it with the code I have and I tossed the suit at her, she held it up and scoffed. 

"A suit doesn't prove anything." She said. I groaned and took a deep breath to calm myself.

I jumped up and my finger's stuck to the ceiling. I pulled my feet up and then I hung on the ceiling by my feet.

"Is this enough proof?" I asked. Lila and Nate looked at me in shock. "Oh fuck yeah, it's enough." Nate whispered. We laughed and I dropped down to the floor. 

"Dude! This is insane! My best friend is fucking Spider-Man Lila whispered in excitement. I laughed. "I guess so yeah." I chuckled. "It's late. Lila, miles and Nate, you probably have to go now." I groaned. They sighed and left. "See you tomorrow!" Lila yelled before leaving. 

"So, how was Wakanda?" Loki asked.

I am soooo sorry guys, I didn't use Loki in the last chapter and I feel like a disappointment *dramatic swoon*

"It was fun! We've got some blackmail." I smirked he smirked back and kissed me. "Ewww keep it to yourselves!" Shuri yelled. I stuck my tongue out at her. "Like I won't catch your tongue down lila's throat one of these days." I shot back.

I was hit in the head with a sandle.  I yelped and fell against Loki and shuri grabbed her sandle before marching out the room. Loki and I laughed, then took a shower. When we came back out, we laid in bed and I cuddled my boy beacuse I knew that tomorrow would be hell because school! Yay!

I waited for Loki to fall asleep until changing into my suit. I went out on patrol and saw the burrito-loving idiot. "Petie pie! Over here!" He yelled. My eyes snapped open and I landed beside him, nearly slapping him. 

"Do not use my real name on patrol." I scolded. He whined. "But it's fun!" He yelled. My spider senses tingled and I tackled dp to the ground.

"Who's there?" I yelled. Another person in a red suit emerged. All of us were silent for a few moments. "...this is a lot of red-"

"Yes Deadpool- shut it." I snapped. "Who are you?" I asked again. "...daredevil." Is all he answered. I looked at him skeptically. "What are you doing here? This is my area." I told him. 

"I'm sorry. I haven't been on the job long." He said quietly. 

This is for plot purposes. Shush!

I looked at him skeptically. "You don't look old." I told him. He chuckled. "Good job Sherlock." He told me. I rolled my eyes. 

"Oh oh oh! We can be team red!" Dp yelled. I groaned and slapped him over the head. "Shut it! We are trying to have a conversation here. If you want to go act like a kid, do it somewhere else. I'm still pissed at you." I told him. He whined, but sat fucking cross-cross on the floor.

"You don't sound  that old yourself." Daredevil scoffed. I sighed and rubbed my temples. "I don't know if I can fucking trust you." I whispered. 

"You can! If he does something I can just kill him! Oh oh! Lets take off his mask!" Deadpool laughed. I shot a web beside his head. "That's enough." I demanded. He froze and shrunk in his spot.

"You sure you can trust that guy?" Daredevil asked. I groaned but nodded. "Sadly, we've become close. He's Deadpool, assassin of villains. I'm Just your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man." I smiled. His eyes widened in surprise.

"Big fan." He said. I eyes him cautiously. "Wouldn't you say that once you saw me?" I asked. She sighed. "I'm blind. Acid." He told me. I sighed. "Sorry dude. Sounds rough." I told him. "It's fine. I have to get going, see you around Spider-Man." He said before running away, via-rooftop.

I turned back to wade and he looked like he was ready to fall asleep. "Go home Deadpool." I whined. He laughed.

"The names wade! Wade Winston Wilson! He smiled before running away. I smiled softly and went back to ST.

I got another five minuet shower ad climbed back into bed with Loki. 

Then my beautiful one hour sleep.

When I got up in the morning, it was nearly impossible to tear myself away from Loki. I moved like a slug, getting dressed and brushing my teeth. When I walked out to the kitchen Tony laughed at me.

"Hey kiddo! Ready for school?" He asked. I glared at him and he held his hands up in defense, slipway sipping his coffee.

"Put me out of my misery." I groaned. He chuckled and patted my shoulder. "I can give you a ride today?" He asked. I immediately shook my head no. Tony sighed. "You're gonna have to get over that fear one day." He told me. I grumbled and nodded. He hugged me and I walked towards the elevator. 

"Bye dad." I told him before going down in the elevator.

I made my way to school in a steady jog, and knew that today,

Is going to be absolute hell.