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WE ARE GODS

"Oh well that's good. Do you have the juice?" I asked. She only smirked and threw me a juice box at me. I caught it and looked at it.

"Good taste." I complimented and I started drinking the fruit punch juice box. She smirked. "Of course I have good taste! Look! It's the good cush!" She yelled and whipped out a box of Pocky. "It's the dollar store, how good can it be?" I asked. We laughed like maniacs and Loki looked at us like we're insane.

"What on Agard is going on?" He whispered. I laughed. "Me and my new friend are being the bad ass bitches we are." I told him with a straight face. Something flashed over his features and I could only guess what it could be.

"Awww baby~ don't be jealous! I have the gays for you and you only. And everything about her screams lesbian so we're just friends." I told Loki as I clung to him. The girl laughed. "Oh hell yeah I'm a lesbian! Women rule!" She yelled. I smirked.

"Fuck yeah they do. But I love my boy." I cooed. She laughed, still in the doorway. "You can come on in, we were just cloud watching." I smiled. She smiled back and came in, sitting beside me. "So, what are your guy's names?" She asked. "Peter. This is Loki." I smiled.

"Shuri." She smiled. My jaw dropped. "Your the one Tony didn't want me around! He said we would destroy Earth and he couldn't have been more fucking spot on!" I smiled. She squealed.

"Ohhhh! Wait-we have to go running around shipping people or else this isn't a true friendship." She said. "Ohh my-yes. Loki, I know your from Asgard, so shipping is like, you want one person  to be with another." I told him. He smiled and nodded in response.

"You go along and have fun. I'm going to stay in your room and sleep." He told me. I kissed his cheek and ran out with shuri. We hid behind one of the couches and only peeked over enough for our eyes.

"Look look look! That is some intense blushing coming from Bruce." I whispered. She gasped and looked. "And look! There's Thor!" She whispered back. Our eyes sparkled and we smirked. 

"Oh my Panther-look at Sam!" My head shot so fast it'll be sore in the morning. My jaw dropped. He was blushing his ass off, while a man was towering over him, a smirk on his face. 

"BROTHER, YOU HAVE GONE FOR MY GAY WAYS!" shuri yelled, jumping in front of the couch. I jumped as well and I heard tony groaned and bang his head against something. Both men flushed.

"Shuri! What have I told you about interfering with my love life?" He yelled at her. She looked at me and I knew the perfect thing to do in this situation. She gave me an extra pair of sunglasses and we put our hands on our hips and held one hand out flipping them off.

"Talk to the hand!" We said dramatically.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FURY!" Tony screamed into his phone. "I have a kid for one day one day and he's already met shuri! That's it! My life is over!" He cried. I chuckled. "I think iv'e broke him." I whispered. She nodded in agreement.

"So sad, FRIDAY play Despacito!" We said dramatically. It started blasting over the comma and everyone groaned. I was wrapped up in clothing and shuri was slung over somebody's shoulder.

"NOOOO!" we yelled. I struggled in stephen's cloak and shuri struggled over a bald woman's shoulder.

"Put me down!" We yelled. My eyes lit up with an idea and I smirked. "Tell it to let me down pops!" I yelled. They froze and I was dropped to the ground. I cackled and shuri cackled with me. I walked over to Stephen and Tony.

"Helloooooo? Did i brake Stephen?" I asked, shaking him. Tony was looking depressed. "What?" I asked.

"You said his name first." He whined. I rolled my eyes. "God your just like Loki." I whispered. He shot up looking offended. "Escuse me, that is a good thing." I told him. 

He scoffed. "Whatever." He muttered. The elevator dinged again and the guardians cane through the elevator. I gasped and ran up to groot. He looked up from his game and smiled. "Hello! It's nice to see you again." I smiled. "I am groot." He agreed. I looked confused.

"He says it's nice to see you." Rocket explained. "Thank you." I smiled I looked up at the group and saw that there was a robot sort of blue person with them. 

"Hello! I don't think we've met! I'm Peter! Nice to meet you." I smiled, holding my hand out for her to shake it. She looked skeptical and pinched my hand as if it was a diseased thing and lifted it up and down.

"Nebula." Is all she said. My eyes sparkled. "Wait, aren't you like, another bad guy?" I asked. She rolled her eyes. "I was kid. And how did you know?" She asked. "Loki told me." Is all I said. They immediately got in defensive positions.

"You know Loki? There's a bounty for him for over fifty million units!" Rocket yelled. I gasped. "Take one step towards my boyfriend and I will whoop your ass." I swore. They gasped.

"Boyfriend?!?!?" They yelled. I sighed.

"Yes, my boyfriend who is currently asleep in my room. Now I'm going to go get his lazy ass." I told them. "Language!" Steve yelled. I groaned but smiled and ran towards my room. I opened the door and Loki was lying on my bed, tangled up in the sheets. I chuckled and walked towards the bed. 

"Love, more people are here." I whispered, brushing the hair out of his face. He groaned. "I don't want to talk to anyone right now." He snapped. I scoffed and put a hand on my hips. "Did you just snap at me?"I asked in a deadly tone. He squeaked and buried himself under the blankets. I laughed and carefully tore the blankets away from him.

I picked him up and he buried his head in my shoulder. "You have a cute ass." I whispered in his ear. He flushed and smacked me. I laughed and made my way towards the avengers.

"Careful, he's still too tired for contact with other people." I warned.

WERE ALMOST AT 5K VEIWS! LIKE, I FUCKING STARTED THIS BOOK THIS MONTH! 

Over seventy people have seen the chapter from yesterday and twenty people in the last few hours.

*author squealing and Dancing around the classroom*