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Team red in action

I made sure Loki had fallen asleep before I changed into my Spider-Man suit. "Hey Peter, ready for another exciting night?" Karen asked. "You know it!" I smirked.

I jumped out the window and swung around, just to find out that the avengers were having a full night as well. "DeadPool! You stole my son!" Tony yelled. Wade gasped in shock. "Oh my! The little petie pie's dad is Tony stark himself?" Wade yelled. Tony growled and shot at him with his repulser.

When wade was busy dodging, Tony charged right at wade. I sighed and used my webs to retrain Tony. "Underoos! Why the hell are you helping this guy?" Tony yelled at me. "He's a moron, but sadly, I need him." I told Tony. "Awwww Spidey! Love you too!" Wade yelled. I webbed his mouth shut.

"Finally! Thank you!" Sam yelled. I laughed. "So, fury says that you need to be turned in. As well as Deadpool. Now that you're both here, how about you just peacefully turn yourselves in?" Steve asked. I sighed.

"Sorry, but I'm not ready to like, reveal my identity to you just yet." I laughed. "Oh come on! I want to get home!" Tony whined. I laughed. "So do I! Si how a about I just take Deadpool out of the way and-"

I was cut off by my spider senses tingling and i quickly turned, but cap's shield was faster. I held my hands up to protect my face, but nothing came. I looked up to see daredevil, holding cap's shield.

"Ok, you've earned my trust." I yelled at him. He chuckled and gave me a thumbs up. 

"Who the hell are you?" Clint asked. Somehow, some impossible way, wade got the webs off his mouth. Don't ask me how, he just...did. "We're team red!" Wade yelled. We all turned to him in shock, and he was standing up, katanas at the ready. "My name is daredevil." Daredevil said, before backing up towards wade. 

I did the same and we made a circle, backs facing each other. "Don't attack unless absolutely necessary. We're all good guys." I told the two. "Yeeaaaahhhh,but that's not much fun." Wade smirked. I hit him over the head.

"Deadpool." I said in a warning voice. He yelped and I was satisfied. Clint shot an arrow, but I caught it and flung it over the edge of the building before it exploded. The attacks kept coming and the black widow charged at me. I sighed but rushed foreword as well.

We fought in hand-to-hand combat until I flung her a slide and webbed her up. My spider-senses tingled and I caught bucky's metal arm before he could punch me.

Fuck. He's the only one I don't want- no cant face. 

We fought for what felt like hours. I knew every single one of his moves by heart, and so I was at the upper hand. His eyes were wider than saucers when I made my first move. I webbed him and his mouth up.

If he says what he could say...no. Don't think like that.

"Sorry white wolf, you know." I whispered and ran over to help daredevil and wade.

I eventually webbed up the rest of the avengers, and "team red" left them. Daredevil and Wade we're running on the rooftops, while I was webbing my way next to them. "So, who's up for chimichangas?" Wade asked excitedly. I groaned, and smacked him over the head.

"We had those yesterday moron." I told him. He whined. "Then how about chipotle?" He asked. I made a strangled noise and daredevil chuckled. "What is up with you and Mexican food?" He asked. Wade sighed happily and I groaned.

"Wrong question." I whispered. Then wade had a half an hour long conversation about why Mexican food was the best while he led us to the nearest chipotle.

"MY LOVE!" Wade yelled and hugged the side of the building. Daredevil laughed and I buried my head in my hands. We ignored all of the weird looks we got and we ordered our food, thankfully no distractions from the avengers. We sat on top of the a building where I could see ST, and started talking. We pulled our masks up over our mouths to eat, and I have to admit, chipotle is the best.

"So, why do you guys...do vigilanteism?" Daredevil asked. Wade shrugged. "Well I'm immortal, might as well put it to use. It's also worth it to make villains pay, and feel as much pain as I did as a kid." Wade scoffed. I patted his shoulder. 

"Really? I do it to revenged my father. He loved me more than anything...and he died...because of me." Daredevil whispered. I sighed and leaned back onto the building, my feet dangling off the edge. "Why do you do it spidey?" Wade asked.

"All I can say is that I know how both of you feel. I loved my mom, aunt and uncle more than anything. Mom and dad died in a plane crash, uncle was shot in front of me, and my aunt's car crashed. Something happened to me for a year, then I was put into great ol foster care. For people my age, it's absolute shit and there been about...a dozen? Homes that were ok." I chuckled. 

"Wait wait wait, you said you loved you aunt, uncle and mom. You had a dad." He said. I scoffed. 

"The one that was married to my mom." I told him. Both of their eyes widened in surprise. "Mary and Richard Parker, died in a plane wreck. Only thing is that Richard isn't my bio dad." I told him. 

"Ok I'm confused, is he alive or not?" Daredevil asked. I sighed. "Richard is dead, and Norman, my bio dad, is most likely alive. I haven't seen him since I was eleven." I grumbled. 

"Karen, what time is it?" I asked. "It seems as though it is time you were back at the tower. Your webs will ware off on the avengers in twenty minutes." She said. "That's so cool! I want one!" Wade yelled. I flicked his forehead. "See you guys later." I said, and swung away. I needed all the sleep I could get.

I was going to Wakanda tomorrow.

For upgrades.