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After the attack, I had apologized so much my voice hurt, and everyone reassured me it was ok. I got the day off from school the next day and so Shuri and I were ecstatic about that. "Daadddd!" I yelled from the couch. 

"Whaaaaat?" He yelled back. "Shuri and I need some cash please~" I smiled. He looked at me, eyeing me caustically. "Why?" He asked. Shuri and I smirked. "Do you want to know the answer to that?" Shuri and I said at the same time. Tony immediately pulled out his wallet, grabbed a random amount of money and just handed it over. 

We smiled and rushed to our rooms, packing everything we could and then sprinting back with our back packs and looking like the most stylish fuckers on the block.

"Since I know you two, what do I say about buying illegal things?" Tony asked. Shuri and I knew the exact answer to this.

"If you buy anything illegal, pay in cash so they can't find you."

"Good job." Tony praised, and was hit in the head with a water bottle. Shuri and I yelped and then bolted out the door. 

"Okay, so how much did he gives this time?" Shuri asked. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the random amount. My eyes widened and I whistled. "How much?" Shuri asked excitedly. 

"Five hundred." I smirked. She yelled in victory and we fist-bumped. "Okay, so I say we spend three hundred forty for seventeen furbies, and use the hundred and sixty for the accessories. And don't worry, I snatched up some cash from Tony's couch. We have another two hundred. She smirked. I smirked back.

"Excellent." I said.

"Indeed." She agreed.

As soon as the doors opened, we were met with the sight of happy in a limo. Shirk and I smirked at one another and climbed in the car. 

"To the nearest Walmart!" We yelled. He sighed and complied. Shuri and I were watching vines in the back the entire time, laughing our asses off.

When we got there, Shuri and I immediately hopped out and happy was trying to follow us. "Please-Shuri Peter, wait!" He yelled. We grabbed a cart, I put Shuri in the cart, and then zoomed to the toy section. Happy was behind, trying to keep up. 

"So, how many do they have in stock at the moment?" She asked. I looked. "Thirty, but lets take the seventeen and we can get their knives and chemicals." I said. She nodded in agreement. "Peter, can we add fire breath?" Shuri asked. My eyes widened and my mouth dropped. "Only if we can put a mini gun in there and make him bullet proof." I said. She yelled a yes and happy was confused. "W-what? Why?" He asked, his voice just over a whisper.

"Oohhh! We need one with a nerf gun! And make them the same color to scare the avengers!" She yelled. We yelled a yes and happy was praying.

We rushed to the next isle to the nerf guns and we spent a good ten minutes arguing about which one we should pick. "Wait Shuri! We totally skipped the ones with the yellow balls!" I yelled at her. She gasped and put a hand over her mouth. 

"We need those! They hurt the most!" Shuri yelled. I nodded in agreement and we picked a small one, and added five hundred yellow balls to our cart.

"Happyyyyy! We're going to the kitchen stuff!" I yelled and started sprinting with Shuri in the cart, holding the children. He followed us and we took a look at the knives. Happy slowly backed away.

We got about twenty knives.

"We need a blowtorch for the fire breath." Shuri said. "Can't you use matches?" Happy asked quietly. We looked at him as if he was insane. 

"No! People would think we were insane!" We yelled at him.

He groaned and immediately called someone. 

"Tony," and with that Shuri and I were sprinting to the cleaning section. We grabbed bleach, fabreeze, and other shit.

"Check out tiiiimmeeee!" Shuri and I sang. Happy was thanking the lord and Shuri and I were off to the races again. We piled everything onto the conveyor belt and we smiled innocently as the cashier eyed us carefully. "Omg Peter- you should buy condoms as a joke on Ray." Shuri cackled. I cackled as well. "Omg, Tony would kill me. Where do we get some?" I asked.

She cackled. "I don't know! Order it online." She cackled. I agreed and decided to do it once we got back.

"Foooddddd!" Shuri and I agreed as soon as we put the bags in the car. "No." Happy said. Shuri and I turned to him so fast we could have broke our necks. He yelped. "I mean-where?" He asked. We smiled innocently. "Drive us to XXX." I said. He nodded and I started talking with shuri.

"I have the best place there." I said. She nodded rapidly and we continued the drive. When we got there, we hopped out of the car and walked a few minutes. Then I stopped outside the shop. 

We walked in and there was a boy, who looked our age, working the counter that I have never seen before. "Hi! Can we get a number one, Shuri what do you want?" I asked. She looked at the menu for a moment. "A number five, no tomatoes." She said. "Happy?" I asked he shook his head and I nodded.

"Just that please." I said. He nodded and smiled at Shuri and winked at her. Her eyes widened and she turned away, siting at a table. I followed her and groaned. "I'm sorry." I apologized. She shook her head. "We just need a way to get back. He started talking in Spanish to his co-workers and I was thinking of all the ways this could go. We got our food and ate, then happy and Shuri went out to the car.

"I'll pay." I smiled. They nodded and I walked up to the counter, handing him the cash. 

"Where's you lady friend?" He asked with a heavy accent. I sighed. "Our in the car." Is all I answered. He smirked and turned to his co-worker who was around his age.

"She is a very hot woman." He said in Spanish. And with a  snap of somebody's fingers I knew my comeback.

"How's you mom?" I asked in Spanish.

And before he could hit me, I grabbed my cash and bolted out the door, running to the car.

"FUCKING DRIVE!" 

Frantic updates will start back up tomorrow. HeReFoRhPcRaCk better apologize