I woke up with many notifications on my phone. I peeked up immediately and looked to see if it was Ned. But instead it was a group chat with Mr.ODP and five other numbers
Mr.ODP
Guys this is Spider Kid. He will name you guys like he named me
????1
!Tony, he could be a spy
????3
He uh...asked me how to treat a bullet wound. I don't think he's a spy
Mr.ODP
And he's 15
SK
Hi! I'm spider kid! It's nice to meet you mr/ms/mrs/mx
Mr.ODP
?Mx
SK
For people who don't identify as a gender!
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I'm keeping him
Mr.ODP
!I found him first
????2
HOW DO YOU USE THIS PUNY DEVICE
MR.ODP
Your caps lock is on again
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!I KNOW TEENAGE CULTURE! I CAN COMMUNICATE
.HeLlO sPiDeR kId
SK
HeLlO.
ShAlL wE gEt On WiTh ThE nAmEs?
????4
We ShAlL
SK
WhO Is YoUr FaVoRiTe AveNgEr?
????4
HaWkEyE fOr SuRe
SK
YoUr KatNisS, i LoVe ThE hUnGeR gAmEs
????1
Mr. ODP is dying
Katniss
I aPrOvE oF tHiS
SK
Alright who's next?
????2
ME ME ME I WOULD LIKE A NAME
I LOVE THOR AND POPTARTS
SK
Hmmmm
HAMMERTARTS
Hammertarts
THANK YOU YOUR SPIDER
SK
Your welcome Hammertarts!
Who's next?
????1
?Why not me kid
I love the black widow
She's bad butt
Bad butt**
BAD BUTT
!WHAT IS GOING ON
YOU ARE READING
Uhh oops
FanfictionMarvel AU!!! Everyone Peter Parker knows is dead. So he lives at an abusive orphanage. He becomes spider man when he was only 11, because he won a tour there. Before he his friends can find out what happened, they sever all ties with him. Spider...
