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Lila, miles, Nate and I sat down at one of the tables and instead of eating in their fucking living quarters designated to them, Bucky and Sam just had to come down to the cafeteria. This obviously attracted the attention of everyone there, and it attracted even more attention when they sat across from each other at our table.
"Heyyyy petey~" Sam laughed. I glared at him. "Sometimes it's really easy to hate you both." I told them in a dead tone. "Ohhh don't be that way." Bucky cooed and grabbed me in a headlock. He dug his (thankfully human) knuckles onto my head and I swatted his hands away.
"Oh fuck off." I chuckled. They laughed. "So, you the kid Peter told us about yesterday? The friend of twelve years?" Bucky asked. Miles smiled and nodded. "Yes sir." He told Bucky. Bucky and Sam groaned.
"Not this again." Sam whispered. "Please, drop the honorifics." Bucky pleaded. Miles looked confused and I smirked. "Yeaahhhh, I wouldn't stop call them mr/ms/mrs and sir/ma'm." I laughed nervously. Everyone laughed. "Now you're telling us to "fuck off", dear god you've improved." Bucky smirked. I gave him a look.
"What would happen if your husband found out that you're being a potty mouth?" I asked. Bucky paled and shrunk. We laughed, and at this point I've forgotten about everyone else.
"Where's Loki and shuri?" I asked. Sam sighed. "Trying not to come to you. Shuri has something to show you and loki has been sulking." He explained. I chuckled softly and we continued to mess around until lunch was over.
We continued to tour the intern labs when shuri came racing at me. "PETER!" she yelled. My eyes widened and I was knocked down when she collided with me.
"The entire two classes stared in shock. "Shuri! What the hell!" I laughed. "Peter, I've found a way to make lightsabers work." She said in a deathly quite but serious tone.
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My eyes widened in shock and my mouth hung open. "Oh my god, bitch where's the nearest empty lab?" I asked. She pulled me up and we sprinted to lab number twenty eight. The class, rushing behind.
We opened the door, sliding our card, and immediately got the stuff we needed. She listed it out and I ordered it on the tablet that was in the room. These labs are huge, and so both classes could fit. Alex was handing out notepads and I was grateful that since mid town was a school that you had to have great grades, there weren't many students.
An intern came in wheeling the materials in, and t'challa ran in a moment later. "Damnit shuri! You weren't supposed to get away!" He cursed. Shuri and i cackled. "Lightsabers are more important." We said at the same time. T'challa sighed and went to the back of the lab.
The classes were taking notes and even some of the interns came in to take notes.
Shuri and I worked skillfully and we worked well as a team. "Hey! Fucker give me the pliers." I told her.
"Hold on a second bitchface." She snapped.
Well...yeah we're a good team.
"Ever watched Star Wars rebels?" I asked. She scoffed. "Of course, what do you take me for? A loser?" She asked. I barked a laugh. "We're making Ezra's right?" I asked. She scoffed. "Of course moron! The one with the gun on it is the best!" She said as if it was obvious.
"We need to make another one of those things that shoot blue electricity." I told her. "Oh fuck yeah!" She yelled. We high-fived and continued working on the lightsabers with the usual trash talk.
"Hey! I'm done first asshole!" She yelled. I just smirked and held up mine. "I've been done for the past five minutes." I told her. "Damnit!" She cursed. I smirked. "So...what are we going to test it on?" She asked.
I heard a laugh. "I bet Parker's doesn't even work!" Flash yelled. Shuri and i faced him and activated our lightsabers with bored faces. "T-they're just holograms!" Flash countered. Shuri and i faced each other and smirked.
"Shuri, no." T'challa warned.
"Boss says no, Peter."
Friday rang out. Shuri and I laughed and charged at each other, lightsabers in front. They connected and sparks flew. We cheered in triumph and I blasted a sayber shot at her and she blocked it with her lightsaber. It bounced behind me and made a huge dent in the wall.
We yelled in excitement and continued our fight for a while. When we were sweating and out of breath, we closed the lightsabers up and fell on the floor. Miles lifted me up and Lila lifted shuri up.
"Best fucking decision I've ever fucking made." I panted. Shuri lifted a closed hand up in the air to agree and then dropped it back down. People around laughed and there was a looming presence over us. Shuri and I looked up fearfully and t'challa was above us.
"Fuck." Shuri and I said at the same time. "TO THE VENTS!" We yelled. We jumped up and I boosted her into the air by cupping my two hands together and heaving her up. She pulled the vent hatch off and pulled herself up in one motion. T'challa tried to grab me but I yelped and just jumped on his hands, and started crawling away as fast as I could, Shuri in the lead. I whipped out my phone and texted Lila and Nate.
Those bitches
The Asshole Savior
Tell Alex to continue with the tour, shuri and I will be back in a while.
I have to try to not face Tony's wrath
Thy Queen
Yeah yeah go ahead, Nate and I will tell everyone.
Soft Boi
Yep! By the way t'challa followed you.
I put my phone away with a Yelp. I heard something like hard thumps in the vents behind us and shuri heard it too.
"SHURI! THERES A BIG ASS CAT IN THE VENTS WITH US!"
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FanfictionMarvel AU!!! Everyone Peter Parker knows is dead. So he lives at an abusive orphanage. He becomes spider man when he was only 11, because he won a tour there. Before he his friends can find out what happened, they sever all ties with him. Spider...
