Naruto : The Shinigami's Screw Up

Plunge The World Into Darkness

Two twelve year old teenagers were walking side by side on the road to the Uchiha compound in the soft dark twilight of the setting sun on the horizon.

To the left there was a girl with flowing black hair that reached her waist. She wore a plain white dress decorated by the red flames here and there that reached her lower thigh. She had a kunai holster strapped to her right leg with a few bandages. The famous Uchiha fan was also imprinted on the back of her dress. She had a medium length katana strapped to her left side of the waist...She looked about the height of 5'5". She was a...well developing girl with atleast C cup...assets.

...She was holding hands with a boy with red streaked blonde hair. The boy wore a medieval style dark brown full sleeved cape cloak that reached beyond his knees which was left unzipped over a plain white T-shirt underneath it. The plain white T-shirt underneath had the insignia of a spiral on his chest. He wore full dark blue pants with a holster on the left leg. His face was half covered with the only thing on his body with a warm color; there was bright red scarf (Made as a gift from Mikoto-oba-chan) that covered half of his face along with his whiskers. A long sword in its scabbard was strapped to the back of the boy, hidden from sight by his cloak. He was about the height of 5'8" and the long sword almost reached his upper thigh in length.

It was a chilly winter day. Cool breeze swept past the duo as the black cloak and his red scarf fluttered with the wind.

"...So...Did you complete Iruka Sensei's homework?" Satsuki asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto gave a small smirk in return and replied, "Yup...I did...But you see there was a hungry goat which ate it when I was getting to the academy..."

"...You're hopeless..." She sighed exasperatedly.

They were in their 4th year of the ninja academy now. Satsuki Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki...These two were pretty famous (or rather infamous in Naruto's case) in the ninja academy. Satsuki Uchiha, next in line to the title of the heiress of the clan just after her older brother Itachi Uchiha, an ideal kunoichi and...the resident ice princess of the school.

Next up...The resident bad boy of Konoha (Well that's the term used by certain people in his class), Naruto Uzumaki. He was a very easy to describe person. Really very easy...His description literally screamed,

"Do. Not. Mess. With. Naruto. Uzumaki..." ( - *whisper* Psssstt, and don't flirt with his sister)

Easy to describe. Easy to remember right? Unfortunately there were certain people in his class that were forgetful in nature...Ehehe...That didn't end well for them...Especially certain boys that were trying to get a little too friendly with the one of the most beautiful girls in the class aka the 'Orange Hot Blooded Habenero'...But that's a story for another time (Involving an angry overprotective big brother and a couple of cracks and snaps of the skeletal structure)...

Naruto Uzumaki and Satsuki Uchiha were also known for giving new meaning to the word Ice. No they didn't have Hyoton, I assure you but it was just their...natural charisma. Ice Cold natural charisma to be precise. Both of them lived by a strict code of 'Live And Let Live'.

Naruto was in fact an exceptional student. Really, really exceptional. His most definite traits include sheer brutality, small amount of sadism (You can blame one of his purple haired 'Onee-chan'-s for that), badassery and most of all, strength. (Or perhaps the king of EMOs).

Naruto may not be a good student in academics but there was one fact known about Naruto Uzumaki...He is the undefeated champion of the school arena.

No, not even Satsuki had beaten him in a fight so far...
...No wait a minute...She did beat him once...

Flashback...2 months ago...