Wrong number, OiSuga (chatfic)

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I didn't mean it that way AND I didn't even come to the funny part yet

go on

I also hung up Christmas decoration because it's easter 

wow, very creative 

I know 

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gAsP
you dare use my own spell against me?

I feel like we had this conversation earlier 

aNyGaYs
I wanted to do the saltshaker one as well but we only had brown sugar at home 

good for you. You probably would've forgotten and ate it that way

I feel called out

Didn't you say you didn't do it?

Well, we had Vitamin C powder at home...

and you exchanged it with that 

yep.

and you forgot

yep. 

omg, you're so dumb 

I'm sorry okay

It's still hilarious 

true 

okay but I'll sleep now and you do too 

no?

that wasn't a question nor a request, it was a demand 

and here I was thinking I was a Top, guess I'm a switch 

what
 you did not
and you're gone
At least you're sleeping