the great pretender

training with kakashi

"i believe it's time to get the girl." zetsu said as he re grouped with the rest of the akatsuki.

"we already made the plan," pain spoke. "we get the girl after the exam is completed. we mustn't act without caution."

"she's ready." zetsu says. the tone of his voice confirmed that his statement was correct. "she's figured enough about the shikatsugan for her to join the akatsuki."

"it doesn't matter." pain says. he closed his eyes and was lost in his world of thought until itachi spoke up.

"i'm heading down to the leaf once the exams are over. nami surely won't leave the leaf with some stranger in a terrorist group so i'll be the one getting her and no one else." itachi left the room with kisame following him.

"but what if she does refuse?" deidara asked pain. there was no doubt that nami would join the akatsuki, especially with itachi there, but there was always that slim chance that she would refuse.

"we kidnap her and force her to join us." pain says. he stands up, about to leave the room when a strange remark from hidan left him in his thoughts once again.

"i say we make her our sex toy until she agrees to join." he says with a smirk on face. that smile of his that gave off psychotic vibes was just plastered onto his face.

"hidan, you might just be more stupid than tobi."

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over at the hidden leaf, nami waited beside sasuke as he slowly healed. his body was cold and he seemed like he was just about to die, yet things seemed to get better for him day by day.

"nami, you don't have to stay beside him every single day, you know?"
kakashi told the girl. he placed his hand on top of her head and put his smut in his back pocket.

"there's nothing else to do, sensei." nami said. she was obviously bored out of her mind, but she didn't want to leave sasuke. he needed to be protected at all times.

"nami, i haven't had a lot of time to train with you, have i?" kakashi asked. nami shook her head, but looked confused at what her teacher was saying.

"huh?"

"i'll start training you tomorrow. once sasuke is free to go, he'll start training with us."

"i like that idea, kakashi!" nami jumped out of her seat and hugged her teacher.

"we'll start tomorrow."

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sorry for the long wait and crappy chapter yall. i recently got released out of the hospital from a failed suicide attempt and i'm out of ideas and   i'm too lazy to write.

how are y'all doing? be honest.