From my tumblr (lengwritesstuff.tumblr.com) Text Meme
Prompt: I want you and your shit out of my house by [___], morning/night
KEMAE
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Amae: No. My decision's final!
Keith: Haaa??? Hindi na ba talaga magbabago ang isip mo?
Can you please reconsider? PLEASE??
Amae: I SAID NO, ROMERO. N-O
Keith: Wow, may spelling lesson pa ha
Amae: NOT HELPING
Keith: Sorry!
Pero seryoso nga, dear. Can you please reconsider? Wala na kasi akong mapaglalagyan dito sa apartment ko. Your place is bigger than mine. Tsaka kaunti lang naman yung pinalagay ko dyan...
Amae: Kaunti? KAUNTI? Hello, halos sumabog na 'tong storage room ko! I can't even put my things there!
Keith: Eh kung bayaran ko na lang? I can't just throw them away! Sayang yung collection ko!
Amae: Sige. Saan ka manghihinayang: kapag tinapon ko ang FHM collection mo o kapag nagtampo ako sa'yo?
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Amae: Oh my god talagang pinag-iisipan mo pa ha??? Are you computing?
KEITH
Keith: Sorry naman! I've been collecting that magazine for 8 years! Malaking pera rin ginastos ko for that!
Amae: May libreng porn naman sa internet tapos gumastos ka for these magazines. Pero kapag nagdi-date tayo parang nagdadalawang isip ka pang magbayad!
Keith: WHAT THE HELL? ARE WE FIGHTING NOW?
Amae: KANINA PA
Keith: Fine. Ganito. Everyday, one dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts. Your favorite. Kapalit ng mini-vacation ng magazines ko.
Amae: You're not letting this go, are you?
Keith: You know me, I'm stubborn. Kaya please na, dear. Pumayag ka na. Pleaaasee?
Amae: Well...
NO
Keith: What? Hindi na ba sapat ang katawan ko at donuts?
Amae: Gago. Basta. NO
I want you and your shit out of my house by Tuesday night.
Keith: Walang tawad? DEAR?
ALYSSA MAE????
Damn it
YOU ARE READING
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