Bayrus x "Get out, get out, get out!"

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Barbs: *shouts* Get out! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Cyrus: *still sleepy* WHA- STOP SHOUTING!

Barbs: Who the fuck are you!?

Cyrus: Same question, miss. Who the fuck are you, too?

Barbs: BAKIT WALA KANG DAMIT? BAKIT WALA AKONG DA– *sees her left hand with a silver band on her ring finger* OH NO. NO NO NO THI–

Cyrus: *looks at his hand* Oh fuck. Did we get married last night?

Barbs: *passes out*

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