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AZ: "This is a bit too dramatic for my taste..."

AZ: "This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?"

Originally posted on Tumblr.

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Zades: *gapes at him* Andreau Francis Cortez! You didn't just say that!

Andreau: *sighs; totally annoyed* Zades, come on. I've seen this movie many times than you do. I'm tired of this shit.

Zades: Ikaw ha, sobrang OA mo. I love this movie! It's John Lloyd and Bea!

Andreau: Zades, sex is definitely better than watching One More Chance for the gazillionth time.

Zades: John Lloyd is your friend. He even attended our wedding! And this isn't too dramatic for your taste. Hello, mas dramatic pa nga yung movies niyo nina Sarah dito ah!

Andreau: *moves closer to Zade* Babe.. please.. I cannot watch Janus drink shampoo AGAIN. Nakakatawa siya the first few times per--

Zades: SSSHHH teka lang yung speech na ni Popoy! Shut up!

Andreau: *stands up* I cannot believe you're choosing Popoy and Basha over me and sex, Zades. Really.

Zades: We have sex everyday! Ano bang problema m--

Andreau: We haven't had sex toda--

Zades: You know what? I find your sexually frustrated self kinda endearing and hot sometimes but now it isn't one of those times, okay? *stands up; crosses her arms* Gusto ko lang naman na manood nang tahimik dito, Francisc-- oof!

*Andreau kisses her*

Andreau: *breaks off* God, you're so fucking hot when you're angry. Fuming angry.

Zades: Bedroom now. *kisses him again*

*two hours later; in bed*

Zades: Andreau?

Andreau: Hmm?

Zades: Sinadya mo bang awayin ako para la--

Andreau: *hugs her close* Ssshhh you enjoyed it anyway. *grins saucily at her*

Zades: You asshole.