Anthology

[AZ ficlet] Height Difference

February 4, 2016. 12:37am

I couldn't fucking sleep then this thing happened.

So.. in TSIB canon, Andreau is 6'1" and Zade is 5'8". Yeah, they're that tall. Also, two years na silang dalawa rito sa ficlet na 'to. Again, sa ficlet lang na 'to.

I'm so mean 😂😂

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During breakfast

Zade: *reading the newspaper*
Andreau: *eating a bagel* Does our lack of height difference bothers you somehow?
Zade: *looks up* Hindi naman. Bakit?
Andreau: Wala lang. Napansin ko kasi sa OTPs mo na may height difference sila. At least a foot or less.
Zade: Hmmm.. now that you mentioned it.. lahat nga sila ano? How cute! Sometimes their height differences kill me, you know? Lalo na pag sumasandal si girl sa balikat ni guy!!!
Andreau: *shrugs, then transfers to a chair beside her* So.. anong pipiliin mo? Hindi ako matangkad or hindi ka matangkad?
Zade: Ang aga pa para sa bar exam levels questions mo ha. Ang hirap naman niyan!
Andreau: Just choose one and I'll forever hold my peace.
Zade: *scoffs* Asa, marami ka pang idagdag na follow up questions!
Andreau: Just answer, okay?
Zade: ....
Zade: ....
Zade: You know I really love my long legs, right?
Andreau: Who doesn't? That's your biggest vanity.
Zade: Right. And I really really love your height. As in.
Andreau: Thanks.
Zade: So.. neither.
Andreau: Why?
Zade: Wala lang. I just like the fact that we're tall. Mabilis tayong makakatakbo sa mga may rabies mong fans.
Andreau: You're so silly. *laughs, then stands up, pulling Zade with him*
Zade: O bakit? Ikaw nga, anong sagot mo don sa tanong mo?
Andreau: Also neither.
Zade: Gaya-gaya. Bakit nga?
Andreau: Because I can easily do this. *kisses her soundly*
Zade: I really love the way you think.

**

MY 12 AM BRAIN IS THE WORST DON'T MIND ME