Anthology

[text meme] rolesh, "they know"

Kesh: CODE RED! CODE RED!

Roldan: Huh?
Code red for what?

K: OUR ENGAGEMENT
I THINK THEY KNOW

R: So you're not sure?
Then don't freak out Kesh

K: MY GOD HINDI MO KASI GETS
DI NAMAN KAYO NAGKIKITA NI ANDREAU
ZADES KNOWS. I THINK SHE SAW MY RING

R: Ba't mo ba suot yung singsing mo? I thought itatago mo yan?

K: Oo nga! But i forgot to remove it earlier!
Sabi ko na lang na bigay sa'kin ni daddy
i think she bought it. sana naman please

R: See? I told you. Sana sinabi na lang natin sa kanila. di ko gets kung bakit gusto mo pa silang gulatin
Besides, I can't lie to andreau. that guy's a freaking psychic.

K: I want to surprise them! Masama ba yun?

R: tapos ikaw din ang magfifreak out na malalaman nila? haynako kesh
Fine, we'll tell them next week. Okay?
Iiwasan ko muna si Andreau. Ikaw naman itago mo yang singsing mo

K: oki oki
not freaking out anymore
ugh this is so unfair bat walang engagement ring ang mga lalaki

R: just go to work okay? see you later. love you

K: love you too. take care!

/ four hours later /

R: Goddamnit.
Andreau knows

K: HOW? sinabi ba sa kanya ni zades?

R: No.

K: Eh paano???

R: apparently magkasunod pala kaming bumili ng engagement ring last month.. at hinuhuli lang niya ako

K: HE'S PROPOSING??? when??

R: I don't know
holy shit kesh
paano natin itatago to kay zades?

K: Oh. Yeah. shit.