[text meme] AZ, The bed is definitely broken beyond repair...

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Married!AZ AU

Zade: ANDREAU FRANCIS CORTEZ
We have a HUGE PROBLEM

Andreau: Huh? What??

Z: I just got home and look at this.

/ sends a photo of their broken bed /

Z: The bed is definitely broken beyond repair!
PANGALAWANG KAMA NA NATIN 'TO IN A YEAR. WHAT WOULD PEOPLE THINK OF US??

A: / laughing emoji /
Then let's buy a new one
no big deal

Z: NO BIG DEAL???
GUSTO MO BANG MABLIND ITEM DAHIL SA KAMA?? MY GOD PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE SEX ANIMALS OR SOMETHING

A: the last time i checked it was YOU who wanted it rough

Z: OH MY GOD I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU

A: i really loved that bed though
we did amazing stuff there

Z: IF ONLY I COULD TURN BACK TIME, BABALIK AKO SA ORAS NA NAGBUBLUSH KA PA KAPAG SEX ANG USAPAN

A: HAH
try to do that or else you're on your own for three weeks

/ seconds later /

Z: kailan tayo bibili ng bagong kama???

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