Anthology

Three sentence AU: Married AZ couple, morning routine

"Damn it, Andreau. I did it for two straight weeks! Makakabawas ba sa pagkalalaki mo na gawin 'yon?"

"Promise, I'll do it to–"

"Oh shut up. Sinabi mo rin yan kahapon at wala ka namang ginawa! Pag hindi mo pa tinapon yung basura s alabas mamaya I'll assure you no sex for one month!"

(Bago pa magsalita ulit si Zade lumabas na si Andreau at tinapon ang basura nila.)