When the children are eight

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Edd

these children are copy's of Edd wtf

You "Alright, I'll be home soon, please don't explode the house—"

Edd "Alright!"

(Son) "Bye mom!"

(Daughter) "bye mama!"

Edd "...wanna go annoy Edwardo and his kid?"

(Daughter and son) "you bet."

When you return

You "guys I'm ba— WHAT THE FUCK—"

Edd and (daughter) who were trying to build a bomb from cola to mess with Edwardo while (son) is chugging the cola. "uh....hi?"

Let's just say you nearly had to ban Edd from cola.

Matt

DONT TURN AROUND— SHIT WHERE'D SHE GO

(You) "love, have you seen (Daughter)?"

Matt "...I thought you were with her?"

(You) "shit—"

(Matt and You) "(DAUGHTERS)?!"

(Daughter) "hi!!" -she was in the fucking attic-

Tom

Thomas the kids are trying dumb shit, get up.

(You) "babe it's quiet...."

(Tom) "well it's only 6 in the morning."

(You) "....I don't trust this, it's Saturday right?"

(Son 1 and son 2 on the roof trying to see who has the most bounce) "ready, 3 2 1–! HI MOM UH"

(You standing in a tank top and shorts in 50 degrees) "explain, now."

(Son 1) "we heard humans can bounce!"

(Son 2) "yeah, from Mrs. helliva!"

(You) "babies, humans can't bounce..."

(Son 1) "....aw..."

(Tom) "what the hell— WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"

(Son 2) "hi dad!!"

Tord

I cant find our son— wait where's the girls—

(Tord) "kjære have you seen (son)....?"

(You) "no, but where are the girls—"

(Tord) "oh no—"

(Son) "wait I want pink lipstick not red!!"

(You) "oh good, there isn't a war—"

(Son) "WAIT NOT THE DRESS—!"

(Tord) "there we go."

Pat&Pau

You all didn't have kids so...pog

Morning :D

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