Good afternoon everyone ✨
Edd
He's the one asking, he asked out of the blue, after sex, just laying next to you rubbing your sides and "...would you still love me if I was a worm?"
"..Edd honey what?"
"Would you :["
"I—not romantic like but—?"
"WHY NOT?!"
"IM NOT GONNA MARRY A WORM, I'D LOVE YOU BUT NOT ENOUGH TO BE MARRIED?"
"WHYYY"
"CAUSE YOU'D BE A W O R M. YOU WOULDN'T BE MY EDD."
"...oh."Matt
You asked it, after one to many wines, sitting out by the pool.
"Would you love me if I was a worm?"
"...what..?"
"Would you still love—"
"I heard you the first time, yes I would still love you but what brought this up?"
"...I don't know—"Tom
You asked, after a show of his, you had asked in the backstage as he was cooling off.
"Baby?"
"Hm? Yeah?"
"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
"...what?"
"Would you still love me if I was a worm."
"...i...uh...wh— i? Am I having a stroke?"
"No I'm asking if you would >:["
"...yes?"
"Yay :]"Tord (based on my boyfriend)
You asked him after he made a comment.
"You seem like the type that would ask me."
"I AM THE TYPE, WOULD YOU?!"
"WHAHA?"
"WOULD YOU TORD—"
"NO?"
"WHY :["
"Cause your a worm!!! I'd keep you in a little jar with all that you would need and I'd hold you dear but I can't love you, cause I love human you."
"...cries."
"DONT CRY—"Pau&Pat
Pau asked the both of you during movie night, you three were watching a horror movie, one of the animal ones such as The Thing and Jaws.
Pau: ...guys?
Pat: hm?
You: what's up love?
"...would you guys love me if I was a worm?"
"...i— huh?"
"We would yes, wouldn't we Pat?"
"Pat?"
"...a worm? Wh— WHA?? I MEAN...SURE?"
"WE WOULD TO NOT SURE, TOTALLY—"
"Wait I didn't—"
"HE'S A WORM HOW WOULD HE EVEN— TURN INTO A WORM?"
"WE WOULD LOVE WORM PAU."
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld Boyfriend Scenarios
Fiksi PenggemarWhat a run ♡ This book is old, so like the first 40 or so chapters are pretty bad and such. I'm going on 16 and started this at 12. This is starting to use all pronouns. She/he/they/it and if you want, any other Neo.