Varia's Chained Cloud (Nanbaka x OC x KHR)

Breakout 04

Akiri's brow twitched. They were loud. Too loud. All she wanted was to sleep peacefully, she liked silence when she slept. Growling, she threw the blankets off of her and got up from her futon. Walking towards the wall, she gave a famous Hibari glare. They were too loud - the four inmates in Cell 13, scratch that, there were five. She could hear five annoying voices coming from the cell. Rummaging through her orange prison jumpsuit, she took out her hidden weapon and clicked the button, revealing the staff at its full glory. With ease, she hit the staff against the concrete, breaking the wall that divided their cells.

Minutes Before...

Hajime opened the cell door, making Jyugo, Uno, Rock, and Nico all look at him. "I brought a new inmate. Enter."

A shadowy figure entered, causing a tornado to appear as he jumped in the cell, landing on the ground with one hand touching the floor. "It is a pleasure to meet you. I am called Tsukumo, Inmate #99. I will be joining you here in Cell 13."

A certified SHINOBI stamp seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Jyugo sweatdropped at the sight, looking dumbfounded. "What the hell?" he blurted out, confusion laced in his voice.

"No fighting, got that?" Hajime said, closing the cell door and leaving.

"As you wish," Tsukumo replied, not even glancing at him.

"What a weirdo, huh?" Jyugo muttered, still looking dumbfounded as he stared at his new cellmate.

Behind him, Uno, Nico, and Rock were all twitching with blushes and looks of admiration. 

"H-Hey is he?" "No way..." "H-He's gotta be..."

"Huh?"

"JAPANESE NINJA!" they shouted excitedly, sparkles surrounding them.

"Indeed... I am a shinobi," Tsukumo admitted, still on his knee.

"Amazing! My first time seeing a real ninja! So cool!" Uno yelled out, throwing his fist in the air.

The three surrounded him, excitedly waving their arms up and down as they looked at him from all angles. "Japanese ninja! So they really exist!" Nico happily screamed.

"This really is Japan! What a country!" Rock added.

"You idiots." Jyugo deadpanned. He looked indifferent as he started to explain. "You don't see stereotypical ninjas like that nowadays. Only in movies."

In a flash, Tsukumo was right behind Jyugo, a kunai at his neck and Jyugo gulped in shock. "You still say I'm not a shinobi?"

"Wow a real kunai!" Uno exclaimed in a higher pitch than his normal voice. "Can you throw some shuriken?!

"Oh! Japanese ninja! You're very cool!" Nico squealed.

Rock joined the two, sliding next to them. "So very Japan! Japanese wabi-sabi! The Japanese spirit! So cool!"

"Don't suddenly turn into typical foreigners! This is just a weapons violation!" Jyugo said, annoyed and exasperated. He then looked over Tsukumo who had let him go and was standing behind him, admiring his kunai. "Hey, don't tell me they sent you here just for a weapons violation."

"How absurd," Tsukumo replied. "I am a genuine shinobi born in the Land of Shinobi. I must live in the shadows and act as a shadow. Convert actions are my daily life. To think..." He then deflated, covering his eyes with his hands as tears escaped. "I was arrested as a suspicious trespasser!"

"You didn't see that coming?" Jyugo sassed.

"I'd love to have seen that arrest!" Nico chimed.

"However! I am a shinobi! I will not simply sit in prison! I have successfully escaped from many prisons using various ninjutsu! No matter how many times I'm caught, to me, breaking out of prison is akin to snatching candy from a baby!"