Lucius: Honey, you know what would be funny?
Lucius: What if I - like - arranged to unleash Slytherin's monster from the Chamber of Secrets?
Lucius: It'll be the funniest prank of the year.
Narcissa: Our son lives in that castle.
Lucius: But honey I'm BORED.
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
