Harry: is that a praying mantis?
Ron: yes
Ron: Don't have sex with it. It will eat you afterwards.
Harry: good call. It was looking at me seductive like.
Ron: thats how they always get ya.
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Don't Fuck It, Harry
Harry: is that a praying mantis?
Ron: yes
Ron: Don't have sex with it. It will eat you afterwards.
Harry: good call. It was looking at me seductive like.
Ron: thats how they always get ya.
