Ron: There was once a 🙎🏻♂️ named Harry. His 👩🏼🤝👨🏻 were killed by 🙏🏻 who gave him a⚡which always hurt whenever 🙏🏻 was messing with him. After the 💩 of Hogwarts happened, 🙎🏻♂️ defeated 🙏🏻 and his 👩🏼🤝👨🏻were once again alive.
Ron: Thank you and goodnight!
Ginny: Voldemort is represented by 🙏🏻?
Ron: Yes
Angelina: Why?
Ron: because I love irony.
Blaise: Is the war represented by shit?
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