Voldemort: Why are you late, Severus?
Snape: My Lord, I brought tacos.
Voldemort: Ooh! Were they especially from Taco Bell?
Bellatrix: But- But my Lord, that's a Muggle restaurant.
Voldemort: Why won't you ever let me have any fun?!
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Bellatrix: But-
Lucius: Looks like it's that time of the month again.
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Voldemort: Do not make me take your wig.
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Lucius: .....
Narcissa: At least he doesn't want your nose.
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