Sirius: someone pls help me I'm dying. I can feel it coming up my throat.
Sirius: I been heaving since this bloody morning. I been throwing up since noon.
Sirius: my head is pounding for merlin's sake. I'm DYING
Peter:
Remus: Padfoot... did you step outside without a coat on again?
Sirius: ......
Remus: You're not dying; you're an idiot.
James: I'M COMING HONEY HOLD ON
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...