Blaise: I throw my ferret in the air sometimes saying, "Ay-oh, this is Draco!"
Draco: You better be lucky I love you.
Blaise: Or else what?
Draco: .....
Voldemort: I throw my wand up in the air sometimes singing, "Ay-oh, where did my nose go?!"
Hermione: .... O.o
Theo: .... O.o
Remus: ... O.o
Pansy: .... Wow.
Ron: .... O.o
Ginny: O.O
Tonks: how the hell is You-know-Who in our group chat?!
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
