Dad, I'm Blackmailing You

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Harry: Dad!

Harry: Dad!!

Harry: Dad!!!

Harry: DAD!!!!

Harry: I know you see these texts!!

Harry: I accidentally got paint all over your Quidditch trophies and I don't know the spell to clean it up.

James: You WHAT?!

Harry: I knew you were getting these.

James: Don't ever use that excuse to get my attention, young man. Ever.

James: Now what the hell do you want?

Harry: Jeez, I'm sorry. But anyways, do you remember how you allowed me to play games on your phone?

James: yeah. Why?

Harry: I was roaming through your photos, by the way.

James: Ok? And?

Harry: What's up with the pictures of mum? Does she know you have those?

James: ...

James: Shit

Harry: ... uh-huh. Just to let you know, I like my coffee a certain way, dad.

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