Muffin Man

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Theo: Hey! I have something to ask you.

Draco: Ask away, TJ.

Theo: It's very serious.

Draco: What happened? Did Snape hair catch on fire again?

Theo: And it requires a serious answer.

Draco: What is it?

Theo: Do you know the Muffin Man?

Draco: ....

Draco: I swear to Merlin I'm going to kill you.

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