Marietta: I wonder... why is Snape hair so greasy?
Cho: I wonder... why is Dumbledore beard so fluffy?
Neville: I wonder... why is McGonagall hat so pointy?
Hermione: I wonder... why is Dolores' outfit so pink?
Dumbledore: I wonder... why is everyone calling me Big Daddy DumbleD?
Cho: ....
Harry: ....
Neville: ....
Hermione: ....
Dumbledore has left this chat
Snape: I do not care what you all wonder. 1000 points from Gryffindor.
Harry: What?! But Marietta was the one who said something about you! And she's in Ravenclaw!
Snape: Another 1000 points from Gryffindor. Anymore foolish remarks, Potter?
Harry: Yeah! Tell your mother she didn't call me back yesterday!
Ron: Owned!
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