Voldemort: Hey, Harry, Mothers day is coming up. You should buy your mum something- Oh wait! I forgot!
Harry: Naw, I was thinking about buying her some perfume or maybe even some flowers. You should smell them out for me- Oh wait! I forgot!
Voldemort: Well, at least I got to see my mother past a year! That's why your mother is dead!!
Voldemort has left this chat
Hermione: BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! LILY MARIE POTTER WAS RE-VIVED, RE-AGED, AND IS NOW ALIVE!
Dumbledore: Once again, this is why you don't do drugs.
YOU ARE READING
ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗᵉˣᵗˢ
Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
