Lavender: Alright, I'm wondering something.
James: Oh my Merlin, what is it this time?!
Lily: Nothing wrong with wondering. What is it, Lav?
Lavender: Alright, what if Voldemort nose... Got squashed? Like, I'm on some real stuff right now. What if his nose got squashed?
Theo: .....
Theo: Woah! I never thought about that.
James: Telling from the fact that I've dealt with Sirius for some years, you all sound so high.
Draco: I was thinking that.
Ginny: What if it did?
Ron: Just saw Dumbledore watching me change.
Harry: .... What?
Ginny: .....
Ron: .....
Molly: .....
Arthur: .....
Fred: ....
George: ....
Percy: ....
Charlie: .....
Bill: ....
Slughorn: You guys type more dots than you do words.
Dumbledore: I was not!!! I was confused!!
Ron: FOR 15 minutes?!??!
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