Fred: Georgie! I've been doing some "research" and I think I might know why Voldemort is bald.
George: Ok, why?
Voldemort: The reason i'm bald is 'cause my hair looked at your ugly face and now it's under my bed shivering to death, damn near scared for its life.
George: Don't speak to Freddie like that with your white, scallop potato looking ass
Molly: Excuse me?!
George Weasley has left the chat
Lavender: 😂😂😂😂
Fred: No! The reason why you're bald is because your breath was so hot that when you let out a huff, it caused it to evaporate into the air, the hot chemicals burned it all off and now it's fully evaporated into dust of a noseless, white, ghost.
Voldemort: ....
Harry: Owned!
Hermione: That makes no sense- well, alright.
Charlie: Obviously you must be with Granger. Fred wouldn't type that.
Fred: I damn near type what I please!
Harry: Owned!
Bill: Did you idiots ever think about the fact that he is bald only so nobody won't be able to use the Poly Juice potion on him?
Hermione: Not true- well, alright.
Lily: I bet you wouldn't have said that, Granger.
Bellatrix: You're all wrong.
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