Voldemort: Will the world ever fall to my feet?
Harry: Will your nose ever grow back?
Ron: Will your hair grow back?
Hermione: That's not nice.
Ginny: Will you ever get a tan?
Hermione: Ginny!
Voldemort: Fuck all of you.
Dumbledore: fcked yo mama last night!
Harry: ....
Hermione: ....
Ron: ....
Harry: ... Tf? Don't you mean... Dad?
Ginny: harry! Why would it be dad?!
Harry: ...
Dumbledore has left this chat
Hermione: ...
Ron: He tends to make things awkward then he just leaves.
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
