Marauders Era
Lily: Sirius Orion Black and Jameson Fleamont Potter!!!
Sirius: Yes?
James: I was summoned?
Lily: I'm going to kill you! Do you hear me? I'LL MURDER YOU BOTH!
James: we pranked everyone in the school except for you Lils.
Lily: you don't have the right to call me that.
James: I have the rights inside your-
Marlene: we beg Albus to allow us have phones and this is the thanks we get? You two are dead.
Remus: How bad was the prank?
Lily: not even a prank! It was a bloody murder scene!
Sirius: ........
James: .......
Lily: It's psychotic!
Remus: Do you seriously need to argue about it? Just let it go.
Lily: Remus.. of course you won't speak against this.
Sirius: I honestly don't see what's wrong
Lily: You're about to go into 7th year! Grow up!
Sirius: I don't see why.
James: Being a child is fun.
Lily: Lmao. Fine. Sirius, I know how you are. So enjoy being like that. Sleep real peacefully tonight.
Sirius: I'm good.
Lily: And as for YOU, James Fleamont Potter, I WILL SHOVE MY WAND SO FAR DOWN YOUR WIND PIPE YOUR THROAT WILL RIP OPEN!!
James: Omg. Remus!
Remus: I'm just trying to read.
Lily: DON'T GO ASKING REMUS FOR HELP, JAMES!!!
James: Wow. No help? I'm feeling the love.
Sirius: I just wanna say..... it's hot how mad you are right now. Just going to point that out.
James: Do you want to fucking die mate
Alice: That was mean, Lily.
Alice: Anyways, Remus and I just have one question. Ask it, Rem.
Remus: Right!
Remus: Nobody cares about the fact that Peter is missing?
Sirius: ....
James: ....
Marlene: ...
Dorcas: ...
Dumbledore: You all seem to be more interesting than I thought.
Alice: ...
Remus: ....
Dumbledore has left this chat
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
