Tonks: Hello from the daughter of a badas-
Remus: Do not curse in front of the kids.
Tonks: .... Hi.
Sirius: Hi from the fairest of them all!
Andromeda: Fairest of the dumbasses maybe.
Sirius: Woman-
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Neville: Hey now.
Alice: Hi, my loves.
Frank: Hiiiiiiiiiiii
Hannah: Hiiii!
Neville: Get out.
Hannah: You don't have to be rude 😔
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Ron: IF YOU AGREE I'M BETTER THAN MAFLOY I'LL PERSONALLY GIFT YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT!
Harry: If you want Voldemort to stop threatening my life than call 1-800-Get-A-Nose
James: And you can call 1-800-Stop-Being-Slimey for Snape.
Hermione: Really?
Lily: Boys!
Harry: Sorry, Mum.
Ron: Sorry.
James: Sorry, Lily.
James: Sorry, Hermione.
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Draco: Are you proud of yourselves? Invading our texts?
Theo: Luckily I was the only normal one.
Blaise: Normal in the planet of weirdness maybe.
Theo: you're lucky I love you.
Blaise: or else what?
Draco: I hate it when you ask that
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Molly: It was lovely having you read, dears.
Arthur: This new Muggle technology is pretty handy. I can't believe it transfers our messages just like that! No owl, no nothing!
Percy: You all are annoying pricks that stalk our messages.
Twins: Wicked!
Ron: Personally I don't mind it. I was there only sane one.
Hermione: don't be stupid, Ron.
Ron: Stupid? Ha. If it wasn't for me in First Year you wouldn't have got out the Devil's Snare.
Ginny: Wait huh-
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Katie: Thank you all for reading!!!
Seamus: If you want to beat up Draco with me for hexing Neville call 1-800-He's-A-Bullying-Ferret
Dean: And if you want me to buy more fire extinguishers call 1-800-Learn-Spells
Parvati: Goodbye everyone!
Lavender: you mean hi?
Parvati: No, goodbye. We all know I'm barely in these.
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Voldemort: Filthy Muggles invading our personally space.
Lucius: But my Lord, you're half Muggle.
Voldemort: What did you say wig-wearer?
Lucius: Nothing, me Lord.
Peter: Why am I still with you guys? I'm my teenage self now.
Bellatrix: Because you was still a rat when you were a teenager that's why.
Narcissa: Hello, loves. Hope you had fun.
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Cho: We hope you are having a wonderful time.
Luna: Watch out for the Nargels.
Anthony: And keep watch out for Death Eaters.
Micheal: Oh calm down.
Padma: Let them be, Mike.
Anthony: Yeah, let us be.
Micheal: Quiet.
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Dumbledore: See you when the doors of Hogwarts opens once again.
Snape: Which......we would not....care......
Hagrid: myfingersaretoobigtotype
McGonagall: Goodbye and don't be late!!!
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I randomly did this to separate who I view in their own categories. Mainly for my story.
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
