James: MOONY! HELP!
Remus: What did you and Padfoot do this time?
James: I ONLY WISH SIRIUS WAS HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW! IDK WHERE I AM!
Remus: Just calm down. Where are you?
James: DIDN'T I JUST SAY-
Remus: I suppose my question was a bit mindless. Can you describe where you are? I'll apparate to you.
James: Uh- there's shelves, yeah, many of them.. idk there's a shelves with like Muggle toys?? Clothes?? Odd clothes, hell there's bloody clothes in food.. Moony I'm scared.
Remus: ... You're in a mall. Right.
Remus: I just apparated. Do you see anything around you?
James: THE WORLD IS GOING DARK REMUS! I'M DYING! I AM DEATH!
Remus: Okay. I'm going to walk around and yell "Marco," you yell back "Polo" if you hear me, okay?
James: HURRY, MOONY I'M DYING
James: DON'T LET PEOPLE TOUCH MY HAIR! NOT EVEN MY MOTHER!
James: NO ONE IS TO TOUCH MY HAIR MOONY!

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