Dumbledore: Minerva, have you noticed that this Muggle technology is taking over our kids minds?
Minerva: Don't be silly, Albus! How could it possibly be taking over the student's minds at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? The best and safest school of them all?
Dumbledore: Well, for starters, the children have been listening to these rap songs. And now they're coming up with weird names for us.
Minerva: Us? Oh my. What could you possibly mean?
Dumbledore: Prime example: I was walking down the hallway of my lovely school and the student's saw me. So, they all started walking towards me and was like, "What's up Big Daddy D?!," "How you doin' DumbleG?," "Hey, FluffyGansta!," "Looking good, DumbleDaddy!" And stuff like that.
Minerva: ........
Snape: They've been calling me: Snail, slimy, ugly, woman looker, steal your woman, Snap like the drink, Gary the snail, snaily a lot, kiss yo woman, and a lot more.
Minerva: .......
Dumbledore: And Minerva, they've been calling you names. Like: Minnie Mouse, MinnyCat, Cat lady, Old bat, Witch of witches, Dumble pimping lady, Dumble Right hand lady, and more.
Minerva: ......
Hagrid: I've been called: huge, hairy wizard, cow, ogre, earthquake, Big fingers, flat shoes, pointy nose, Sherk dad, "you're a hairy wizard", and more.
Minerva: .........
Hagrid: It's actually insulting.
Snape: It is.
Dumbledore: Eh.
Minerva: I'm going to have a fierce talk with them.
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