Voldemort: Potter you little shit!
Harry: At least I got a nose!
Dumbledore: Burn!!!
Voldemort: At least I have parents!!
Bellatrix: Buuuurn!!!!
Voldemort has left this chat
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Harry: ....
Hermione: But his parents are dead. They've been dead for decades.
Dumbledore: This is why you don't do drugs.
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