Theo: Drake, I have to tell you something.
Draco: Why are you texting me in class?
Theo: it's important.
Draco: Then pass me a note.
Theo: Take this very seriously.
Draco: This better not be that whole, "Do you know the Muffin Man?" Shit.
Theo: No, it's a dark secret of mine. No one knows it.
Draco: Oh no... what is it?
Theo: Be prepared. Not even Blaise knows.
Draco: What is it?
Theo: I'm Batman.
Draco: .....
Draco: Meet me outside. Now.

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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...