Dean: Guys, guys, guys, guys!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!
Harry: What?
Hermione: What?
Ginny: What?
Neville: What?
Seamus: What?
Sirius: What?
Hannah: What?
Luna: What?
Lavender: What?
Lily: What?
James: What?
Alice: What?
Frank: What?
Ron: Chicken chicken, what what?
Hermione: Please be normal....
Ron: Kentucky fried chicken in the oven.
Ginny: In the kitchen! In the Kitchen! In the kitchen cooking chicken while I'm naked!
All: WHAT?
Dumbledore: Get it on baby!
Arthur: ....
Dean: One simple fact! All I wanted to do was share some good news and this is what I get!
Seamus: Idiots! You can continue, Dean.
Draco: Shut up, halfblood. I'n surprised you haven't blown up your phone yet.
Harry: No one was asking for your input, Malfoy.
Sirius: Ah shit. Here we go again.
Hermione: Why must you say something to him, Harry?
Harry: He said something to my friend.
Blaise: Shut up, Potter! You don't know Draco like we do.
Draco: Calm down, Blaise. We all know Potter would chicken out if I ever challenged him to a duel.
Hermione: But in First Year-
Draco: Quiet, Mudblood!
Ron: You'll eat your words, Malfoy!
Theo: So are we going to ignore the fact that Dumbledore was acting like a child molester towards Ginny?
Ginny: ....
Harry: ....
Lavender: ....
Tonks: ...
Sirius: ....
James: ....
Lily: ....
Katy Perry: ....
Alexa Bliss: ....
John Travolta: ....
Ariana Grande: ....
John Legend: ....
Michael Ealy: ...
Selena Gomez: ....
Aj Lee: ...
China Anne McClain: ....
Tyler Perry: ....
R Kelly: ...
Dove Cameron: ....
G Hannelius: ....
Cameron Boyce: ....
Thomas Doherty: ....
Laura Marano: ....
Ross Lynch: ....
Harry: Who the hell are these people?!
Ron: How the hell did they get into our chat?!
Dean: ...Oh my, God! I'm freakin' out! This was the news!
Dean: Muggles now know about us :)
All: WHAT?!
Dumbledore: MINERVA!!!
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Fanfiction╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text mes...
