Hermione Just Die

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Theo: Why won't you just say die? Like please.

Hermione: You know what, Theodore?

Theo: What?

Hermione: If you can guess how much I love you than I'll walk off a bridge :)

Theo: Huh?

Hermione: I am a woman of my word.

Theo: how will I do it?

Hermione: Just count how many stars are in the sky right now.

Theo: But... It's 11 am. So 0?

Hermione: I love you enough to watch you suffer. I'm not dying.

Neville: you 2 are so weird....

Ron: I'm finna die.

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