Theo: Why won't you just say die? Like please.
Hermione: You know what, Theodore?
Theo: What?
Hermione: If you can guess how much I love you than I'll walk off a bridge :)
Theo: Huh?
Hermione: I am a woman of my word.
Theo: how will I do it?
Hermione: Just count how many stars are in the sky right now.
Theo: But... It's 11 am. So 0?
Hermione: I love you enough to watch you suffer. I'm not dying.
Neville: you 2 are so weird....
Ron: I'm finna die.

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