Statehumans one-shots because why not? [SH crackfic]

Untitled Part 4 part 2

I actually accidentally named the last chapter Untitled Part 4, I forgot to change it. But now I'm too lazy to go back and fix it, so we're going with it.

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The 13 original colonies snickered their well-practiced evil Disney villain snickers. Because, little did UK know, pranks were set up around every corner, and he was inches away from stepping on one right now.

"France make some really delicious lookiWWWWWWWWAAAH!" UK screeched in British as he stepped on the dooms day device.

Jk, it's just a bunch of water balloons.

UK got drenched in cool-aid water, the sticky substance clinging to everything around him.

"LMAO!!!" Virginia laughed, literally saying L-M-A-O in real life.

The other states in on the prank high-fived each other before whistling and looking at the walls like they did nothing.

The UK was obviously very mad, but he tried to hide it as he continued into the dining room, ignoring the sticky liquid on his face, and the annoyingly sweet smell.

Hah, he thought that was the only prank. 

Throughout dinner, there were woopy cushions and other smaller pranks. This was just the dollar store level of pranking, just wait until they get into the supermarket, then the mall, then the final stage: Black market.

"Alright, that was an... eventful dinner," UK said, putting on a fake smile.

"TIME FOR THE PARTEEEEEEY!" America yelled.

Everyone cheered and ran into the ballroom that was set up with many cool kid disco things.

"Wait-" America cried. "You forgot to let me down- please-"

Everyone was too busy enjoying themselves to care about their American boi.

"So, grandpa teaman," Delaware started a conversation with the dude.

"Yes?" UK asked, looking a bit scared.

"I heard that Oregon wants to talk with you, because he wanted to get to know you better. He's waiting under the disco ball," Delaware smiled innocently.

"Okay!" UK sounded relieved he wasn't insulted.

UK approached the disco ball and found nobody there. 

"HUh," UK muttered.

Then the disco ball opened up, dropping molten chocolate all over the poor tea man.

There were screams of amusement as Britain desperately tried to get the chocolate off of him before it hardened.

"OUR HEAT-ACTIVATED DISCO BALL WORKED!" Vermont yelled excitedly.

"TOLD YOU IT WOULD!" Washington yelled, as she was the one who helped make it.

"IDIOTS!" Da Capital yelled. "Molten chocolate can actually be really dangerous! He could suffocate!"

"Don't worry, we have that covered!" Georgia reassured, picking up Rhode Island.

Georgia threw Rhode at UK. Mid-air, Rhode took out Hydro flasks from his pockets and dumped them on Mr.Tea.

The hot water inside the flasks washed most of the chocolate off of UK's head as Rhode landed in a backflip on the opposite end of the ballroom.

"Ninja training paid off," Rhody smiled.

"But what about his body?" France gasped.

Too late, the chocolate already encased UK's body from shoulders down. Now he was trapped. I know he could just break it, but for plot convenience, he is trapped in the impenetrable force of hardened chocolate.