Statehumans one-shots because why not? [SH crackfic]

20- Space

"Hey guys! I just figured out something awesome!" NASA exclaimed as they ran into the room.

"Let me guess; There's a molecule of water in space somewhere," West Virginia rolled his eyes.

"No, this is so much cooler!" NASA shouted. "THERE'S ANOTHER GOLDY LOCKS PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM!"

A couple of states ended up spitting coffee out on each other.

"That's impossible," Tennessee argued.

"Shush, this is a fanfic," Indiana scolded.

So, the states and NASA built a spaceship and are now flying through space on their way to the new habitable planet.

"I'm going to make a country and call it Jerseytopia!" New Jersey suddenly decided.

"Mine'll be called Fried Chicken," Kentucky added.

"Mine will be New Saskatchewan," Maryland stared off into space (literally).

"Ew. Love," New Mexico glared at Mary.

"Hey, he's an awesome dude!" Maryland protested.

"ANYWAYS, MY COUNTRY will be called 'MURICA #2, yes, in uppercase, and I'll have 49 states in my country. They'll be named after you guys! New Idaho, New New Hampshire, New South Carolina, New Alaska, New Kansas, New New York. I'll have everyone except for Minnesota because she's the worst," Wisconsin declared.

"And MY country will be this planet's North Pole, I'll name it The Better Canada. We'll be the capital country of hockey and snow! We also officially declare war on 'MURICA #2!" Minnesota said.

"Like YOU could beat MY army!" Wisconsin laughed.

"I will summon my herd of alien mammoths on you!" Minnesota threatened.

"LOOK! WE'RE HERE!" NASA shouted.

Outside of the windows, the states could see a planet much like Earth, although there was less pollution and more healthy things like blue sky and actual living plants.

Once the states, and NASA, landed, they set up camp next to a big rainbow-colored tree.

"Welcome to the land of the gays!" California exclaimed. "This is my new country, by the way. And yes, its official name will be Land of the Gays."

California was gesturing to the rainbow-themed landscape with unicorns munching on sparkles and butterflies everywhere.

"Well, I'm definitely moving to the Land of the Gays," Lousiana decided.

"SAME!" Mississippi shouted as she partied with some yellow monkeys.

"Alright guys, let's go find a freshwater source!" NASA interrupted.

-1 hour later-

"It seems we've reached the ocean, and we haven't found any lakes yet," Arkansas remarked.

"FLORIDA, SALTWATER ONLY MAKES YOU MORE THIRSTY, DON'T DRINK THAT-" Georgia shouted as Flordia started drinking the ocean water.

"But... It's not salty," Florida gasped.

That's when they realized that the ocean was freshwater.

"GASP! This is perfect! In a couple decades, Earth will be running out of fresh water, and over here we have a full planet of it! This place is amazing!" Nebraska shouted happily.

"AND THERE'S INFINITE FOOD!" Idaho picked a pear from a tree, and a new pear grew back instantly.

"wHaT?!" Washington's mind was exploding.